That man looks awful nonchalant after just having his six ladies pop out babies simultaneously. He must be used to this.
@Bob_Higginson_bubblegum_card: Nothing better to do? Hell, he was in it.
In other Craigslist news, my plea for "a midget friend so I could lift him as a weight, or lift weights with him to build my ego. So no strong midgets allowed." was flagged for being 'inhumane'.
TRAVESTY!
@Gamboa Constrictor: HE'S A MAGIC MAN!
@SponsoredbyV8: WINNAR!
Junior Seau: Black market vasectomist.
The best part? There wasn't a dog within 300 yards of the place.
@CoolHwhip: AND EVERYBODY HATED HIM ESPECIALLY ME.
That is all.
@Chris Hanson's Axe: How does .00001% round to 1%?
OH DAMMIT DON'T EDIT OUT YOUR ERRORS
@Chuck Knoblockhead: This, of course, is under the assumption that a woman who reads Deadspin has boned more douchebags then Chuck Knoblockhead.
And this is why everybody in the world should carry around a bottle of piss. The best self defense.
Barry Petchesky, you have a very excited Ron Artest on line one spewing nonsense about black man revenge and 'Luigi's hurricane move in Super Smash Brothers'.
They're gone!? Now how will I ever learn their thoughts on the musical stylings of Elvis Costello?
@BenoitDenizetLewis: I bought my dad a Mike Vick jersey for Christmas. You aren't winning my sympathy.
If I read this book on a park bench in Philadelphia will I need to replace the dust cover lest it attract unwanted visitors?
And what dust cover would you recommend to replace it?
@FavreFAIL: @Fuzzy Dunlop: STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU! FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. WHAT HAVE I WROUGHT!?
I wonder how hard it is to block when you're constantly thinking about taking a chomp out of Matt Ryan's ass.
@Shakey: I should probably have included the image.
Fights and boobs, eh? I am going to kick the SHIT out of this thing.
