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@worldgreatestgirl:
Because American (designed) and manufactured cars mostly suck.
@UpstateUnderdog:
But, with all those straw hats floating around - how do you know which one is yours? #michaelphelps
NSFWSN – NSFW soft nudity
NSFWHN – NSFW hard nudity
NSFWFSF - NSFW Fucking Snuff Film #openmailbagtuesday
@MattinglysSideburns:
Or, shit cocktail #angelvillalona
@HollandOates:
Suddenly, Oozin? #andreagassi
In similar news, Svetlana Kuznetsova is upset with the WTA, for not sanctioning Serena Williams, when it was found her testicles may have given her an unfair advantage, prior to their removal in 2006. #andreagassi
@MopUpReliever:
And Mrs. Imus #kareemabduljabbar
@MarkKelsosMigraine:
All Hunter Thompson needed was club sandwiches, fresh grapefruit
and the odd narcotic to be prolific. #kareemabduljabbar
Dear Diary,
I had that dream again last night.
You know, the one where I'm in the clubhouse, getting ready for a game - and the next thing I know, I'm transported to this place with all these bells going off, lights flashing and some cute cocktail waitresses walking around in skimpy outfits - hubba-hubba!
Also, there are people gambling - everywhere. Betting on anything and everything - looks like harmless fun.
Hmm, maybe I should go to Las Vegas and look into this some more....
Pete Rose/ circa 1968 #peterose
Prima donna-stein #jeremytyler
"yes there are die hard female fans out there… "
Ma'am, I'm not like the other bad men on this site. I am a true fan of the female - in all her glorious forms.
Question though: Do women find the term cum-dumpster offensive? #philliesfan
Ronan Tynan approves this message. #haterade
I can only hope that the float driver suffers a blinding, miocardial infarction and the float careens off into a cheering crowd, resulting in a mashed pile of compound fractures -and all involved die a slow, agonizingly drawn out, painful death.
Eat infected cock - all of you.
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow. #haterade
I bet Johnny Cougar Monster Cock could tame that shrew #soccer
Finally, someone that can use the "water's cold - and deep" joke, with impunity..... #dong
Somewhere, Whitey Bulger is veddy afraid... #searchingfor
@Wawa:
I smell a 'must see' sitcom in the making... #searchingfor
