Cain of ABEL commented on Bloggers Vs. Beefy Security Guards: WHO WILL WIN?

"What screech doesn't know if Mark Cuban is about to:A.) shoot lasers from his yesB.) eat screech's brainC.) Ask "who let randy johnson in here?"D.) Offer to get a few drinks then pull a Jim McGreevy"

Cain of ABEL commented on Canadian Reporters Are Diligent, Agile

"I just keep replaying it pitching Katie Curric in that guys place."

Cain of ABEL commented on A spring training brawl! Involving

"I heart Ichiro, why?...what other player has given quotes half as good as... "I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face""

Cain of ABEL commented on Rick Pitino, Dunkin' Donuts

"To be fair, the jury is still out on Shaq being a 3-headed flying shark on fire."

Cain of ABEL commented on Baseball Season Preview: Detroit Tigers

"I'm so happy I'm not a Tigers fan, as this year will be a massive dissappointment.Cabrera- will be awesomeVerlander- awesome other than that, there'll be a whole hord of regressing toward the norm...I'm looking at you Mags, you too PlaciDOH!"

Cain of ABEL commented on It Has Been A Decade Since We Lost Harry Caray

"need i say more than "Aw, how could he (Jorge Orta) lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.""