So you were unable to simulate this completely fictional concept because of salary cap limitations? Sounds about right. Fucking Goodell...
Why didn't you include the Sean Salisbury picture?
Holy shit, why'd you have to wait until today to post this? Now my kids will have to wait until next Christmas.
Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn's wife is batshit-crazy:
[www.youtube.com]
#tips
[www.youtube.com]
#tips
Most powerful man in the universe, married to Tabitha Soren... any other high school dreams of mine you want to steal, Mr. Lewis?
Ryan Brown works for the Giants, so he can't sue,
Really? Kickass.
/throws stapler at face of secretary
Really? Kickass.
/throws stapler at face of secretary
Finally an answer to the question "When should you let your five-year-old drive?"
I guess I can get used to it, but I do not like Heather Hayward's new haircut in that picture.
Congrats, Tommy. Goodell just suspended you for six games.
Idiot. Those types of mowers work better when you push them forward.
Kolb for Rasmus sounds pretty fair.
Mr. Bojangles is going to be all over that. Dude's a waiver-wire fiend.
Commissioner Fredo
Katie, please be sure that Mr. Simmons sees this. Do you think he has room for any other Deadspinners? Thanks,
T.C.
Katie, please be sure that Mr. Simmons sees this. Do you think he has room for any other Deadspinners? Thanks,
T.C.
@Barry Lutz: Adams' methods of sticking it to Titans fans are getting more and more elaborate.
It is just too bad, and the worst part is, I mean, I know he is going to get me back. Nobody else is going to be around to see it. It will be worse I am sure."
"Does that chili taste good, Mark?"
"Does that chili taste good, Mark?"
@Tiger's Front Nine: AM Radio, 8-track, and what?
@jodark: Where they do all their lepping?
He was like a poor man's Blyleven.
