<![CDATA[Comments from tomford]]> <![CDATA[Comments from tomford]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust]]> This story should be handed out to writing programs during orientation week.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Liveblogging Microsoft e3 2008 Press Conference]]> They announced "Super Master Chief Sunshine" while you guys were on your way to the floor. Scooped!

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking]]> Isn't getting angry over this saying that women and feminists need to have a singular, united voice kind of...defeating the purpose of blogging and feminism in general? Just saying.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Well, That Was A Fun First Week]]> I went to the contest earlier today. The color guy had to stall until ESPN started the broadcast and started talking about the atom smasher that's going to bring about the black hole. He seemed pretty ok with it.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Well, That Was A Fun First Week]]> I'm expecting those 89 applicants to blog inside the comments section all weekend. Let's get cracking!

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on The Screaming Man Shouldn't Make You Change The Way You Think About Yourself]]> This would have made a good exit post. Bravo!

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Vote for the Hottest Guy of Book Publishing 2008]]> These mutants are the best looking dudes in publishing? Good lord, no wonder print is dead.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Shalom For MVPs!]]> The Penguins got to skip over King Hippo. Lucky bastards.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on New Random House Chief To Make Publishing Even Less Sexy]]> I think I just went sterile looking into Dohle's eyes.

Seriously though, this guy seems like a horrible human being.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Have The Jazz Passed Jerry Sloan By?]]> I have to hear MTVu at my campus gym. Seriously the worst thing ever.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Philly Got Rolled Up, Smoked By Pittsburgh]]> Hockey Jesus has failed to imitate real Jesus with that beard. Yikes.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on This Is Why We Can't Have Nostalgia]]> I didn't think it was possible to hate Fraggle Rock. And there you go.

This movie will smoke whatever abortion Dreamworks SKG comes out with next.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Our Plan For <i>The Real World: Brooklyn</i>]]> So much for staying in Brooklyn after I graduate...

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on OSU Lacrosse Goalie Makes Sport Watchable, If Briefly]]> I played lacrosse in high school, but I quit after a while. It was just too much effort trying to out-douche my teammates on a regular basis.

The NCAA finals are still worth watching, at least. I think half of lacrosse's fan base is in the stands for that one game.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Banksy Unmasked?]]> @PickleTitsTurner: I believe that idea comes from Barthes.

There's definitely no way he would give his identity up by just telling some random person on the street. Walker's probably aware it will get him some extra publicity, or was just too embarrassed/annoyed to explain his real identity.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Some Days I Hate the World]]> Maybe aid workers should make her distract the Junta?

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Look Out, Mr. Turco]]> Avery is going steal everyone's lunch money in the Conde Nast cafeteria!

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Previewing The Flyers-Penguins]]> If someone other than Crosby loses the series for the Penguins, does that make them Judas? I'm looking at you, Fleury.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Super Deluxe Becomes The Internet's <i>Arrested Development</i>]]> I nearly had a heart attack before seeing that Brad Neely got a deal.

And sure, it's easy to say Tim and Eric are terrible, but what about Frisky Dingo and Xavier: Renegade Angel? They're some of the best shows Adult Swim has done yet.

More importantly, new Venture Brothers next month!

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Culprit Found In Eight Belles Tragedy. It's Hillary, Of Course]]> I guess Hillary and Eight Belles are both inevitable...inevitably going to the glue factory!

Wow. The sad part is I have worse jokes in my head.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on Anti-Meth Ads, Sports Style]]> I'd like to think Jerramy Stevens would take me to a classier restroom.

]]> <![CDATA[tomford commented on On Race, Message Boards And Shutting The Hell Up]]> This reminds me of that Stuff White People Like entry - Being an Expert on YOUR Culture. Very well put, Will.

I think what's more interesting about something like Whitlock's column is the unsettling feeling that most "rational" white people get reading it, which they immediately dismiss and claim to be a gross generalization. It's easy to think that by distancing ourselves from the problem it will disappear, but that's not only lazy, but also incorrect.

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