@Pete Gaines: I thought a Gerald Ford reference would fit nicely for a Michigan team. And I didn't make a Squeaky Fromme joke, either, which I thought showed restraint.
You know what? I'm leaving it. It's post-modern. I hear the kids are into that.
@KOGOD: Those Heat-Knicks games from the Van Gundy/Riley era were pretty much unwatchable. I think Stats, Inc. might have phoned this one in.
@Pete Gaines: I've been to DeKalb often and yet I'm still not completely sold. I'm not sayin'; I'm jus' sayin'.
@BigTenObsession: He *is* a post; there must be a kinship.
@Adonis: Are you kidding? I would have never guessed in a million years, what with the gritty and gutty part. (Biggio's 5'11", too, which is not bad for a former catcher.)
And I'll get on the drinking forthwith, just as soon as the Chicago Bears slam their collective members in the car door.
@Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Donovan McNabb has been DYING for someone to say that. He's really going to hate you when he finds out his new NFL Rule-a-Day 2009 Calendar doesn't apply here.
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Only when I post one-shots. I may try a different tactic on articles like these tomorrow.
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Yeah, I'm not thrilled with that, either. Not sure how to make it better without writing a whole post on this and... well. So here we are. Thanks for your patience.
@Yostal: I don't see why you can't have it both ways.
I know a guy who knows a guy who dated a girl that once donated a kidney to another girl who once wrote about a guy who might post something tomorrow. It sounds like it's serious.
Rob Parker, do you regret your mother had such a poor collection of Johns that could have been your father?
/see, that's how it's done, Rob
@Jews For Purple Jesus: Bookending the list: Charles Nelson Reilly.
@MattinglysSideburns: They're not wrong.
@Dashiell Bennett: Second-most homoerotic movie of the 80s and, I must agree, not that good.
I went to a soccer match and a one-day test broke out.
Hull will have to be fucked after the self-fornication ceases.
@Magnakai Haaskivi: Alex, what is the name of my ex-girlfriend from college?
I'll take "First half teams with stronger fades than Kid'n'Play" for $400.
@Tuffy: Satan, on the other hand, loves him some McShane.
The "Santa is a Kopite" scarf may be true, but they'd be better off if the Easter Bunny had their back.