Well, I'm pretty sure it was by the Minutemen...
Pictures or it didn't happen.

/Post-Sterger era skepticism
How does Kige have time for this when he's running for governor of a neighboring state?

[politics.freesitenow.com]
Will we soon be getting updates on Lexington Steele throwing a football around? Because that would be equally compelling...
Kidding aside? I've been in Canada for a month and have been watching this shit nonstop. 12 men on a wide field, only three downs and no limits on backfield motion makes the NFL look like soccer.

Bring these guys back to Baltimore...
Overly tired internet meme? Overly tired internet meme.

Seriously, though, Cashman is such an idiot signing a pitcher so far past his prime everyone else has given up on him.

/Roger who?
Better than a guy in a dick suit eating a banana, I guess.
I'll have you know that Miss Iowa is f*cking hot, and that she can detassle MUCH faster than Miss Universe.
@Drunken_Donuts: I applaud your taste in 1990s cinema, sir!

/happens to the best of us...
"Our aging basketball hoop hosted endless games of HORSE..."

I thought you said you were done with the animal porn?

Glad you're out. Scared the shit out of me.
"It's an incredibly versatile root."

Peter North agrees.
Mantle still leads in blowies under the centerfield bleachers, though, right?
Oh, give me a break. I once saw the Dead quit after only three songs.

Those three songs were the longest five-and-a-half hours of my life...
Good seats still available in the upper deck...
Minnie Minoso has really let himself go.
"...assuming we all get along well and the girl isn't repulsive."

Amateur.
That's how we DO it in the 515, bee-yotch! Des Moines is BAD ASS.
I believe this young scribe may also have penned a short scatalogical ode to a gentleman from the island of Nantucket with a most curious anatomical anomaly...
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