twoeightnine commented on Morning Blogdome: Ted Rogers Logs Off Forever
"You stole that from the Toronto Sun headline! Yeah but they were so much more polite about it."
"Good riddance you cock sucking son of a bitch."
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"Nah, his tits are too big."
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"For a second there I thought I clicked over to Fleshbot and Dash was writing about tranny porn."
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"I think you have to go to the Chelsea location of TGIFridays for that special."
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"Why would I want to buy the jersey of Christian rocker?"
"In honor of the cocktail's anniversary, the Times Square TGI Friday's location at 1552 Broadway in New York City will sell Bloody Marys tomorrow at 1933 prices - 99 cents. Wasn't that like $50 back then?"
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"That's not a cougar?"
"One day in Tennessee and he already can't afford shoes for his kids."
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"It's an automatic laugh and smile that prevents me from doing anything for the next 5 minutes."
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Look on the bright side, buddy. You won't have to worry about Trent Edwards, or any Buffalo team, breaking your heart much longer...
Sorry for offending you. Just, experience is no substitute for talent. Or shouldn't be, anyway.
Plus, you've seen the site when edited by Daulerio (who's great, prolly (in part) due the crack-ups), or Balk (shudders). You could have done it.
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