@Hit Bull Win Steak: TOO SOON.
@DEG187: If Oklahoma people didn't have no sense of humor, Vince Young wouldn't have to punch them.
If Oklahoma people weren't so ugly, Vince Young wouldn't have to punch them.
@ArkansasFred: Surely they're not foolish enough to take that bet.
The dulcet tones of "Streets of Bakersfield" heard in the background often incite violence in otherwise mild-mannered ballplayers.
Bring on the robot umpires.
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Also a winner this weekend: Duncan Keith's dentist.
No indignant Cubs fans posting that Wrigley Field was *not* named for the candy company, but for the owner of the team? Not a single one?
They must all be out protesting the sign.
Shane O'Brien is my kind of people. And Patrick Kane's kind of people, too.
BUT WHAT ABOUT ROY HALLADAY????
If that's considered a "clip" to the head, I'd be careful when going to the barber.
When Riley Cote takes the time to go on Facebook and address the situation, you know it's serious. He changed his status message and everything!
(no, really - he did)
The only people who are swooning over John "Mouthbreather" Lackey are those without eyes or ears (but who can still read statsheets, perhaps via braille).
Also, AJ: why you gotta make that picture so small? Hook your female readers up, man! We ask so little.
Doc is going to carve through the NL like a hot knife through butter.
Look, I'm not crazy enough to think Josh Hamilton can take this thing... I'm just hoping he can get more votes than Mariotti.
@Who da Man(ning)?: You have to give him time to choke in the NFL a little bit first.
@TT-Zop: Which is why Muschamp is the real winner today.
Look at how horribly things turned out the last time Brown coached a national championship game, as the underdog, with an All-World QB about to leave for the NFL!
Who thought VORP was confusing? I demand you step forward and show yourself! You should be ashamed.