<![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Just Because Your Hat Is Pink, It Doesn't Mean Your Soul Isn't Red]]> @Civil Negligence: & if she's a grad student in Canada, that much easier to show it off.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> @DeepFriar: Salma, please.

Selma is in Hellboy.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Sherwin must think there's painting in the future, or he would have opted for siding. -- triple_a_studentpainter99

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on A-Rod's stripper lady keeps]]> @Metschick: What, no love for a fellow Dominican?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on I Can Think Of No Better Metaphor For The Favre Situation Than This]]> @GLOBBAL WARMING: It escapes me, why we named a town after a shitty pop-punk album.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Man Loses Phillies-Brewers Bet and Goes Homeless For a Week]]> After the choke-job the Crew pulled last season, Christman should be allowed to sleep with Yost's wife &/or daughter.

/fire Ned
//no, not that Ned
///shits pants in fear (of crutches)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Morning Blogdome: Some Kids Just Get Star Struck]]> Must be one of Clooney's nieces.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Greg Norman Owns the British Open...Your Mom's Heart]]> @ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: If he's not wearing pants, he ripe to be a Deadspin commenter -- or better still, guest-blogger.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The New York Mets Cannot Be Stopped By Man Nor Beast]]> @EroticTangerines: Brothers by different mothers.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions]]> @Artie Fufkin: Neither gay was Grant [last name same as a former Red Sox shortstop, first name Tim], the Nirvana superfan who wrote NERVANA up his arm after Kurt shot himself dead, & with whom I had 8th grade English. Fast-forward three years, though, & he was best friends with Kathy, My Nemesis's first girlfriend & notorious fag-hag of Nathan Hale High School.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions]]> Brady Quinn is still not as big a name in unsolicited endorsement as Dwyane Wade. I mean, there are, tops, 30 million gays in the U.S., but there are 1 billion Chinese.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The New York Mets Cannot Be Stopped By Man Nor Beast]]> @Gourmet Spud: Clare cummed.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Ladainian Tomlinson campaigns]]> @Rob Iracane: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR YANKEES.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Poor Blade Runner. Double-amputee]]> At least he'll have legal prostitution to salve his psychic wounds.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Unholy Matrimony"]]> That score reminds me of the prewillenial garage-rock project of My Nemesis, his best friend, & a drummer from Catholic school (who only attended for the photography programme). So, thanks for the double flash-back, Fleshbot.

/& wow, the exhaust bandits would be nine years old; fourth-grade surf-rockers, in band years
//they're all late twenties, really
///& their tastes have only gotten crummier (unless you like olde tyme victrola pop about nuclear wastes & zombies)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Claire Danes In A Bikini Fuels The Imagination]]> Ms DAnes has also re-emerged, after cocooning at Yale (not sure if he earned a Bachelor's...), to appear in two of the more unfairly maligned films of the last five years: The Family Stone & Stardust. Unfortunately, she never strips to a bikini as she appears in the shots, above. So, fewer people know how good her later film work has been.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Katrin Kozy would like to]]> @Sunbunny: Um... uh -- oh, you mean tooth-paste foam!

What was I thinking?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4"]]> I never should have been booted out of reform school, deformed fool taking a shit in a warm pool... [Now] I just got booted out the Ramada Inn; I said, 'It wasn't me, I've got a twin'.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Ron Jeremy At The Adult Novelty Expo: Are We Having Fun Yet?]]> ... Dadd?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Call Me Ishmael-san: "Japanese Whale Hunt"]]> To remind us that people are the same wherever you go, our final subject appears to be straddling the Japanese Dirty Harry.

That is the most lusciously mustached Japanese/East Asian I have seen, yes. Almost has a Travis Junior, Reno Sheriff, feel.

To the larger subject, count me in for plus-sized babes popping balloons sitting. & after seeing the countenance of the woman mounting Japanese Dirty Harry, I am both monumentally intrigued & terribly wary of how she does oral.

... I'll give it a whirl, though.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Mike Ditka's Balance Is Not What It Used To Be]]> @Matt Sussman: What does Louisville have to do with this, other than Hornung being from there?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Jason Giambi Eschews Your Petty Shot Glasses]]> @Doyle McPoyle: Retarded. He said she was retarded. But not her titties.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Your U.S. Olympic baseball]]> @SonofSpurrier: What? Clemens? No Balls.

/juic'd

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on 90-Year-Old Pittsburgh Woman Rocking New Steelers Tat]]> @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: +1

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on 90-Year-Old Pittsburgh Woman Rocking New Steelers Tat]]> @MeanMachine: @Mr. Marinovich: @Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: @Weed Against Speed: This woman is almost as awesome as the septuagenarian strippers on Fleshbot earlier this week.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick]]> @dippinkind: Speaking of... I think the Majik Man is sitting at home, chuckling.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on OK, Nobody Leaves The Room; The ESPYS Gift Bag Seems To Be Missing An Item]]> @Weed Against Speed: What's this about being shitfaced? I do it sober; stone sober.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ]]> @Matt Sussman: Is Will the body-double for Downey, Jr., in Tropic Thunder?

/black-faced

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Buzz And Me: An FAQ]]> Kaufman-Lawler II: Sweatin' La Russa's Jock.

In twenty years, we will be nostalgic for our naievete, thinking the Costas Now blogtravaganza's vitriol was genuine.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on British Open Preview: Living In A World Without Tigers]]> Andres Romero is a great pick.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on (Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day]]> Doesn't even have the best picture from that Winnipeg wing-ding: one cheerleader flossing with a teammate's g-string (as it is being worn).

As well, Becca Manns has yet to be topped. Sorry. Those Curry cheerleaders (from the Don Chavez site) showed potentional, but they, as if Frank Costanza, stopped short. & that IU Cheerleder Special is just weak.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Is That A Hat On Your Head, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?]]> Much obliged.

/doffs cap
//leaves off

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Best Of Babelogs: Personal Chef Day Edition]]> Never a dull moment with Adrienne Manning.

I am a little baffled by the Aneta, Dawn, & Sandy &/or Aneta Dawn & Sandy link, though. I only see thumbnails for other porn shoots therein, no series of photos from one shoot, with two &/or three women.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge]]> @tater: RBF -- the reason I grew out mutton-chop sideburns. I was trying to disparage the style, by associating it with me, but it didn't turn out that way.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge]]> @UkraineNotWeak: Only the former if it comes from the teat of the singer of Dengue Fever.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge]]> @Whitey Fisk: Damnit.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Kornhesier Crabgate, The Next Day: Shocking New Details Emerge]]> He left his foreskin for her?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Newt Gingrich Pleads With The Packers To Keep Brett Favre]]> @Napoleon's Battle Plan: It's the Afino Method of Sports Rooting. As well, but not to dredge sour memories of Halloween '06, the Alex Balk Style. We would be better to name it for the former, though.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on This Time It Counts (Well Into The Morning)]]> @Doyle McPoyle: That's why I was upset that the AL had run thru its non-pitchers. I wanted to see J.D. pitch, if only to blow out a rotator cuff.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The CFL's Winnipeg Blue Bombers]]> Appropriate location, Winnipeg.

/wait, what!?
//prolly shouldn't admit that predilection
///shits pants

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