valpo84 commented on Death Looms Over Churhill Downs

"@calmasacucumber: Speaking of a country club, later that night at Valhalla this was overheard: Al Czervik: Hey, doll."

valpo84 commented on Like Playmakers, But, You Know, NICER

"Let's see...schedule Friday Night Lights at the same time as your primary audience is at real life Friday Night Lights in Texas and Ohio."

valpo84 commented on Taste The Rockies, Losers! Taste Them!

"Mets fans, us Cubs fans can share some advice -- just breathe real slow and follow Cubs fan's guide to moments like this: 1."

valpo84 commented on Looking Fate In The Eye And Scoffing

"@Dave Ryan: That's all very interesting but is there a memo that answers whether I can use the tickets in the spokes of my bike and whether there's a bike rack at Wrigley?"

valpo84 commented on Looking Fate In The Eye And Scoffing

"The pictures on the tickets should be a goat, bartman, Leon Durham and Don Young (oh wait ,blasted Tony LaRussa, we only can have 3 pictures)."

valpo84 commented on The Knicks Know How To Handle A Problem

"Ok, is this Isiah Thomas/MSG trial real?"

valpo84 commented on Isiah Thomas Trial Takes Nasty Turn ... Thanks To Stephon!

"@SportsCentre: Does that mean Isiah's defense is "If she can't hit the J, we don't have to pay?""

valpo84 commented on Does Anyone On Earth Own A Fathead?

"1."

valpo84 commented on The Wii Will Get You Bombed

"What next Wii bar dice or Wii Caps? Older guy"

valpo84 commented on A Report From One Of Briggs' Fellow Motorists

""Been there, done that (in a Porsche), Daulton and I have the scars to show for it." Lenny Dykstra"