I run an Avis/Budget location. AMA
I would rent one. Would beat an HHR any day of the week. You made that POS, you owe us!!
Pan up and to the left and you can see my house. 4 miles from COTA. I'll be flipping it next year for a tidy profit to move next to the aging hipsters.
@Beldrueger: California is also absorbing Texas. We screwed up our own state,so now we can overtake yours. This is the final piece....
@WordyNinja: (slow clap) I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.....fuck,old memes die hard!
Way to fuck it up for the rest of us,Dirktoberfest!

/now on Facebook,still not sucking your dick for a star.
The proposed track is close to another parcel that Disney is rumored to be building a water park upon. Dallas is getting an In-N-Out Burger. The Californication of Texas is progressing nicely.

Deadspinner trying out for a new spot.
Stop looking at me like that Mike Keenan!!
@Loose Balls: But I think he was trying to say you could just blast off on some random eggs and BOOM, procreation! I believe Shawn Kemp and Antonio Cromartie operate in the same manner.
@DirkToberFest: My problem is that after the "purge", the stalwarts seems to still get the shaft, while any swinging dick with a Facebook account gets to be Don fucking Rickles. If you're going to enforce the rules,enforce them equally. Don't be a prick just to be one if you're going to ban or de-star someone just because you can.

AzureTexan is dead,and we all killed him.
Not to mention they pay Ron Washington in blow. Do you know how many keys that guy goes through in a month?
@ScientificMapp: Heineken? Fuck that shit,Lone Star man!!
Enjoy another year without the Cup,Canuckia!
and faggot as John Thompson

And,we have our new "As gay as Easter".
Arizona has also adopted a similar policy. In other news,the Dodgers have forfeited their weekend series with the Diamondbacks.
I applaud Landis for coming forward after being found guilty twice over and failing every doping test put in front of him. Lance doesn't have the balls to do that!
It may be the lighting of this picture, but is it possible that paintings can get a boner?
Rangers Baseball: Come for the Narcolepsy,Stay for the....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Maybe if we invite our friends to comment and link our Twitter accounts miracles can happen.

Fucking hell, Deadspin is turning into tWWL. Pants Party:The Weekend and Jamboroo360 ain't that far away!
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