Douche chill
Nothing could be added to that joke to make it any better.
Wes Welker Is identified as a Christian here: [www.thegoal.com]
And has several Google results which refer to how hot his girlfriends are...sounds like media plants.
And has several Google results which refer to how hot his girlfriends are...sounds like media plants.
The title of this post was the last thing Andrew ever said to his brother.
Kevin Love's just following David Brooks' advice and imitating Joe DiMaggio in every possible way.
@monkey_biz: I hope if Deadspin ever mocks something that I am interested in, I take it in good humor and don't waste everyone's time being delusional. Completely unrelated to the above post, it was just the first "Reply" button I clicked. I swear.
So, Nate, have you ever missed a team bus in a hilarious manner?
Lesson to be learned: If you only have 3 interesting stories from your career, don't commit to telling stories on your podcast.
@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: That's got to be the most unappreciated movie from the early 80's.
@UweBollocks: The Jackal. Some great shit happens in that movie.
@All Over But The Sharting: Typical bluster from blowhard wanna-be politicos. Just because a President was high-profile doesn't mean he'd last in a street fight. You'd have to favor a military man just for the training, and a younger man as well. Ulysses S. Grant and Theodore Roosevelt deserve to be co-favorites over a wimpy Navy schemer like Nixon.
Also, Ronald Reagan liked deviant sex, and would be distracted by the opportunities to cornhole his defeated foes. His preening would call to mind Gorgeous George or Adrian Adonis, and he would be taken out by more focused, heterosexual Presidents.
Kennedy was a pussy.
Also, Ronald Reagan liked deviant sex, and would be distracted by the opportunities to cornhole his defeated foes. His preening would call to mind Gorgeous George or Adrian Adonis, and he would be taken out by more focused, heterosexual Presidents.
Kennedy was a pussy.
What a surprise, a heavy set Minnesota couple.
Having moved to Minnesota recently, I can confirm that a number of men here sound like women, just like this play by play guy.
Sweetheart, there's a reason the word Lingerie comes first in the league's name. All those hits will do is get you fined...think more Santonio Holmes, less James Harrison in the way you distribute yourself int he media.
@Brian Hickey: I'm still reeling from finding out the Grammar Rodeo was fake. I knew it all along though...why would they hold our national Grammar Rodeo in another country?
I am sure he means "they would have urged me not to upload it." Seriously, can people not tell the difference between "would've" and "would of"? "Would of" has never been and will never be correct.
I can't imagine what wen't wrong...he had his buddy Bo spotting him in case he lost his balance...
@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Pretty sure Arkansas gave Nutt to Ole Miss. I also think that Tucker Max has a story about giving nutt to Ole Miss.
I know what's happening...they did it to Jesus, and now they're doing it to me.
I actually created a simulation model while getting my MBA that basically plays out the last 15 seconds of an NBA game according to a strategy you pick, and runs it up to 100,000 times. My professor posted this work on his blog. It basically measures the change in expected winning % based on whether you foul or not. Fouling is basically a good idea because it keeps the other team from having a shot to tie the game as often.
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