Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Beware The Don Juan Of The Trailer Park

""After dropping $75 on food I would not eat in college, watching the spreading the H1N1 virus thru 1000 handshakes and hugs, and watching the drinking to cover up the massive out-of-shape, balding, and fattening of my former class-mates" What's NOT to like about this guy!"

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on BCS Is The Perfect System, Says BCS Website

"Bill Hancock thinks the world would be a far simpler place if we'd just stuck with the Metternich System."

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Last Night's Winner: Your Stomach

"I'm confused how "can shaped cranberry sauce" isn't the winner of Thanksgiving every single year. Recount."

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene

""Lurking tormentor of Chicago bar scenes?"

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Tim Lincecum Is High, Young Winner Again

"Despite his most recent arrest, Lincecum did not secure the High Times Pitcher of the Year Award."

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Decade Retrospective: Who Had An Awful Decade?

"I know he's still got 9 years and 364 days to go...but Michael Hudec's gotta be a front runner for Leitch's next list."

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on The Louts Will Rise Again

"@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1."

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human

""I would rather enjoy my college years drinking my face off and having to clean my own vomit, than cleaning the vomit of 16 month infant" HULK HATE GRAMMAR! HULK SMASH!"

Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan commented on And This Is What Happens When The Truth Is Untrue

"Well, in light of this newly created hatred void in my life, I've decided that the dude in the yellow polo in that picture is undeniably a dick. Whew, I feel better."