Also repeatedly asking "What Time Is The Super Bowl?"? Tony Dorsett.
Part of me hopes this just degenerates into a Dash roast.
I hope this goes as well as when y'all let ClintonPortishead roast Dash in the comments section.

Man, those were a good two years.

While getting Green-Lit gives us some awesome MMA stories, it's also produced some unspeakable horrors. Like Shia LeBouf's acting career.
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Unfortunately, no reporters could fire off any follow-up questions, as Rondo's comment was only 17 characters.
Methinks everyone is being a bit harsh on this party. You can't really expect an extravaganza like this to hit its stride until the second year.
"West's new purchase broke down before he could even get it inspected."

Delonte drafted Greg Oden?
"The organization is still grappling with dinosaur interference."

See also: Baptists, Southern.
"You WILL reap what you sew!"

Yikes. Good thing they said "reap." Otherwise we'd have an apt description of what landed Raggedy Andy in Rikers for 15 years.
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That second video makes me homesick. :-(
I actually thought this joke was hilarious....either I overestimated ol' Kirlkes, or a lot of people missed the point.
That Dodgers merchandise is far superior to my old Fab Five "SECTION 8" jersey.
I think it's probably worthy of note that Fargo, where NDSU is located, is like a stone's throw from the ND-MN border. So those Minnesota kids are going to school, like, 20 minutes from home. Just sayin'.
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