Hey, the Vikings would take him back.
As far as preparation for Ohioan Bavarian Chicken Dance festivals are concerned, I admire the inconsistency in Joe Morgan's inconsistency.
The last time I believed a commercial was flirting with me I ended up with a lifetime supply of Proactiv.
When Ed Hochuli saw this video, his biceps spontaneously flexed, snapping the neck of his poor wife.
What deserves credit for this phenomenon?
Lots and lots of hand jobs.
Lots and lots of hand jobs.
Shut this one down. It's over.
...where rumor has it the "major Canadian concert act"...
Anne Murray, after finding out she wasn't the act who was booked, sat dejectedly and wondered how long she would sit there wearing the panties which she had slightly dampened in anticipatory excitement.
Anne Murray, after finding out she wasn't the act who was booked, sat dejectedly and wondered how long she would sit there wearing the panties which she had slightly dampened in anticipatory excitement.
Ladies, ladies, please! There's plenty of insulin to go around for everyone!
Bob Uecker would kill for that seat.
(slow clap) Superb.
Not a bad lineup. They put the "tits" in "venture capitalists."
Jim Rome's favorite album? Pink's Missundaztood, of course. He also has a peculiar fondness for Bratz dolls.
Doesn't this guy know that when you attend a Cubs game, sometimes you just have to go with the flow?
"He was about to mush me again," Quince said. "He's a bad sportsman."
Little did Quince know that Beasley was simply attempting to respect the practice of "Mush, Mush, Give."
Little did Quince know that Beasley was simply attempting to respect the practice of "Mush, Mush, Give."
"That's insane," Beadle said. "I live a much more interesting life in other people's minds."
The next thing she'll tell us is she's an out of work puppeteer.
The next thing she'll tell us is she's an out of work puppeteer.
"let me tell you one thing clay, you sun of a bitch
Wait. Clay is Ra? And is bitch really the respectful way to refer to Hathor?
Wait. Clay is Ra? And is bitch really the respectful way to refer to Hathor?
Who knew ESPN had an operational Ministry of Truth in Bristol?
Spoiler alert: "Rosebud" is Hannah Storm's snizz.
