Weed Against Speed commented on Just Like A Kids' Book Out There

"Do they make Raspberry Wranglers?"

Weed Against Speed commented on The One With Grady Sizemore Outrage And Antawn Jamison's Not-Gay Shoe Party

"@Gourmet Spud: I have no idea what you're talking aboot."

Weed Against Speed commented on The One With Grady Sizemore Outrage And Antawn Jamison's Not-Gay Shoe Party

"If you were smart then you wouldnt have posted them, because what if those were you? Two words: singed pubes."

Weed Against Speed commented on Bobby And Me: Remembering College Football's Grand Old Coot

"I can only imagine how many homemade snuff films have been shown on that projector."

Weed Against Speed commented on Rich Rodriguez: NCAA Investigation A Lot Like Hurricane Katrina

"I had several hurricanes myself at lunch yesterday and still returned to work and you don't see me bragging about it."

Weed Against Speed commented on Tom Brady Will Never Forget 9/11, U2's Super Bowl Halftime Show

"Much like their knowledge of the team, most Patriots fans have no idea U2 released any albums prior to the year 2001."

Weed Against Speed commented on Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment

"Man, these Grand Theft Auto storylines keep getting weirder and weirder."

Weed Against Speed commented on Tiger's "Other Woman" Says Affair Story Is "Ridiculous"

"@JoeyPorterAle: I tried to get into a Meatpacking District club once but I lost my photo of Man Hands and they turned me away."

Weed Against Speed commented on Tiger's "Other Woman" Says Affair Story Is "Ridiculous"

"...especially the part where she talks about wanting a regular normal guy to settle down with. Dude ..."

Weed Against Speed commented on Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On, Internet Declares.

"I just entered Moe_Mahogany's comment into Babel Fish and it crashed."