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"Nice to have him dressed like a member of DEVO. Whip it, indeed."

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"@no_one_can: Yes, Jesse Jane may be attempting to win the Face Glazing Race, but in my porn, I oft prefer the visceral, maybe even gut-turningly so, to the banal."

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""No sex, please -- we're British!""

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"@FalconryoftheEroticVariety: They should be dating Conrad or Marston."

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"No matter how many light fixtures she has to screw in... Now, I am thinking of NT engaging in coitus in a replica of those bulbs the Red Hot Chili Peppers sometimes wear on their heads."

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"After five & an half years, Dashiell -- five & an half years!"

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"I have a coupla titles in mind, though neither would serve to answer GP's question."

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"Even a level 46 erection requires a saving throw, sometimes."

Rick Chandler commented on The Jay Mariotti to the Chicago

"Fixed."

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"@Babcocksure: Von Wafe is also Van Wilder's anorexic girlfriend."