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@wonderlic---myballs: I can comment on Jezebel, but not on Deadspin. Its like rain on my wedding day.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Bills games are the only sporting events where at least half the people in attendance are blacked out by the time kickoff rolls around. You can take the horse races and nascar events you want, but those rich people and kids respectively bring the numbers down.
I heard a rumor that Buffalo wouldn't let the NFL schedule a Monday nighter(they finally did last two years) for over a decade because they didn't want that many drunks driving at night from Orchard Park.
In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won country musician of the year award, in 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, John Denver, yeah can you believe it replaced by John ****ing Denver. I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?
@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: You forgot "yearned"
/See Pete? Star gone again
@jodark: It was, and its disappeared. I may have to change my goddamned handle, a Jezzie editor is after me!
Big deal. The last time my grandmother crapped out Delta gave her free pants and upgraded us to first class.
After the buffet she retreated to her suite where she and her husband celebrated by alternating between snorting Viagara and cracking whippets the rest of the night.
Are they playing on sandpaper?
/What am I, on punishment? Where'd my star go, DAULERIO?!1!!
I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Thats pretty steep. Was the The Honorable Judge Arthur Vandelay presiding?
Ahhh, rugby. For the times when you need an excuse to jam tampons in your nostrils after rebreaking your nose. What a blastie!
There's not one part of this Deleted Scenes that doesn't completely confuse me.
@FAILBOT: I feel honored. This is like the first time Weed replied to me.
OH ROOK! AJ DAURARIO BROG!
@supermike5alive: Unreal body control. Kid's got ups.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: When they returned from commercial break, Daulerio's dad went off on the intern.
This is Marisa Tomei, here. An Oscar winner! How can I live the rest of my life, knowing I coulda been with Marisa Tomei? She said I was just her type! She loves short, stocky, balding funny men!
@supermike5alive: Nice call the other day. MESSI!!!!1!
