I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Coming To Grips With Blogging A Double Life

"this raises many pertinent questions - which endeavor gets the new-born clone? do you both work with the same social security number? do you pay taxes with one as the other's dependent? why does everyone assume that a clone is the same age as the original specimen?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on The Kelvin Sampson Era Is Officially Over

"@UkraineNotWeak: I'd settle for a couple cases a year from my favorite winery in Bloomington (it'd save me a drive)."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Media Approval Ratings: Chris Mortensen

"Approve."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Introducing The Media Approval Ratings

"Anyone going to the book signing in Oak Brook tonight?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Christian Group to Protest ESPN Tomorrow Over Culture of Insensitivity

"It always amuses me how conservatives and god-squadders are unable to identify contradictions. Writer to coworker: "Could you read this draft aloud for me?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Introducing The Media Approval Ratings

"I approve, only because the competition is so weak."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on The 2000 Washington Huskies Were Horrible People

"@metalmaniac: The greatest tragedy of the Curtis Williams story is that his injury on the field resulted in him being portrayed in a "heroic" or "inspiring" way."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on The 2000 Washington Huskies Were Horrible People

"@Microbano: The most shocking part is that he had his textbooks with him."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Mike Carey Will Make History

"As a Redskins fan, let me say that he handled his ejection of Sean Taylor in the playoffs a couple years ago as well as anyone could have."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on R.I.P. Sean Taylor

"Hopefully not too inappropriate joke: Todd Pinkston's arms just grew several inches longer... Now back to some more responsible, respectful commentary/analysis (what site am I on?!?): I am a huge Redskins fan and Taylor has been one of my favorite players in the league since coming in and making an impact from early on."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Sean Taylor Shot In His Miami Home; "Fighting For His Life"

"His record makes it sound like it's probably more than "burglary shooting victim"."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on The Bitches Get Isiah Again

"Anyone else find it ironic that Clarence Thomas is dragging out the Anita Hill controversy the same week that another Thomas is getting some heat for sexual harassment?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Does Anyone On Earth Own A Fathead?

" Parents, you might not want to get the Patriots Fathead for your daughter - Matt Estrella uses it as part of a videotaping procedure."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Does Anyone On Earth Own A Fathead?

" Would kids like this or something?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Join The Deadspin NFL Pants Party Pool!

" well done sir."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Join The Deadspin NFL Pants Party Pool!

" Tim Donaghy approves of this message."

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on Inmate Number Ookie

"Damn it - does this mean I'll have to find someone else to watch my dog when I have business trips?"

I am Will's smirking revenge commented on "If [Saunder] says, 'Clinton

" But, Clinton, what Coach Saunders wanted was a hole in the brick wall, so Ladell could run through it."