@Pete Gaines: I was working on column for the launch, but how can I compete with the genius that is Lupica? I'll write my own self indulgent, irrelevant and totally uninteresting column next week. #mikelupica

Weaver vs. Weaver, Who You Got?

June 20, 2009 – For the 21st time in major league history, a pair of brothers will face each other on the mound tonight. Jeff and Jered Weaver will fight for family bragging rights as the Dodgers play the Angels in Anaheim. It will be the first time the brothers have faced each other in a major game. "We've... More »

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Eli and Peyton Enjoy Synchronized Concert-going

June 20, 2009 – The Manning brothers were at Irving Plaza last night rocking out to some Better Than Ezra with the normal folks. Unlike normal folks, they did it in matching bad-ass blazers. The boys were called on stage during the band's performance of King of New Orleans. More »

Giants Stadium Demolition and the Hunt for Hoffa

June 20, 2009 – With Giants Stadium scheduled to be torn down next year, authorities could have the opportunity to see if Jimmy Hoffa really is buried under the turf. More »

@The_RZA: I'm a slutty Wizards fan.

USC Names O’Neill As Men’s Basketball Coach

June 20, 2009 – USC has hired Kevin O'Neill as their new men's basketball coach. It's not the best job in sports, but it's better than working for the Grizzlies. Just keep an eye on the petty cash.

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Bernie Kosar is Broke

June 20, 2009 – Bernie Kosar has proven himself to be a better quarterback than businessman. Kosar has filed for bankruptcy after bad investments have landed him in over $19 million in debt. More »

Rocco Mediate Not Quite Tiger

June 20, 2009 – As you enjoy the sogginess that is Bethpage today, here's a bit of viewing fun for you. He'll need this skill if the weather doesn't cooperate. Here's the original Tiger video that started it all. Rocco Mediate follows in Tiger's footsteps, right onto the water [Devil Ball] More »

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A’s Fan Gets $500K For Being A Douchebag

June 20, 2009 – Attorney scores a settlement from the A's after a lawsuit claiming gender discrimination for not getting a breast cancer hat on Mother's Day. Expect upcoming lawsuits against Curves, gynecologists, and child birth.

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Arod is Tired

June 20, 2009 – A slumping Alex Rodriguez has been pulled from the Yankees line-up for "fatigue". Hitting .145 for the month and going 0-for-15 is exhausting. [Roto Arcade]

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Dirk Nowitzki Can’t Escape The Crazy

June 20, 2009 – Dirk Nowitzki has filed for sole custody of the child that might not be his, while his ex-girlfriend is under FBI investigation for threatening his attorney from jail. More »

Transformers Party Crashed by Ron Artest

June 20, 2009 – Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap This came from a reader via CajunBoy along with this explanation: More »

Hey guys. I don't have any inside knowledge of what these changes mean, and I totally understand the panic. Take a step back, give it some time to work itself out and see what happens.

I can assume that the goal here is to keep the conversations relevant to each post at hand. It's probably less about who's funny and who's not and more about "this guy just threadjacked the nfl post to link to a pointless youtube".

This isn't doomsday. Just keep your comments relevant. It's going to be fine. I promise.

Added a video to the post. Enjoy!

MLB.com Considering Adenhart For May Pitching Title

May 10, 2009 – Those crazy MLB.com fact checkers are sleeping again. And thanks to Deadspin's astute readers, we have today's moment of sensitivity. Reader Mark sends this email: "I received an email from MLB.com telling me that I could win a trip to the All Star game if I correctly pick the strikeout leaders in... More »

Rockets and Lakers: It’s About To Get Nasty

May 10, 2009 – After losing yet another starter, the Rockets are about to try to prove that they can win without Yao. If Ron Artest can keep himself from getting ejected, they might have a shot. The matchup to watch is the Kobe/Artest pairing. More »

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