yelnats commented on About Last Night

"Foch "Tut" Pensis? That's a mouthful...but it's no Luscious Pusey!"

yelnats commented on One Year Since Isiah Showed "Evident Progress"

"Jame's Dolan?"

yelnats commented on The Kelvin Sampson Era Is Officially Over

"Hey and what about the timing?"

yelnats commented on Media Approval Ratings: Billy Packer

"My friends down at the emergency room use the term "Billy Packer" for the extraction procedure they use every time someone comes in claiming to have "accidentally" fallen backward onto some object while naked (broom handle, dildo, zucchini, etc.). "We've got a "Billy Packer" in ward C, bring a pipe wrench, lubricants, and some salve."

yelnats commented on In Which The SI Swimsuit Edition Struggles (Again) To Stay Relevant

"I'd have to go with Heidi Klum and Elle MacPherson because if you combined them, you would have something similar to one of my old girlfriends - 240 lbs."

yelnats commented on The Westminster Dog Show: Bitches, Man, Bitches

"@Coming Into The Game, ♪♪ ♪♪♪ #J23 - The Superstar Receiver,...: My dog can lick your dog's ass."

yelnats commented on Poofy-Haired Gnome Takes Kevin Hart to Task

"The only thing "70's" hair was good for was covering those Ferengi ears (sorry about the Star Trek reference)."

yelnats commented on The Chief Simply Will Not Go Away

"Hey, I've got a better idea!"

yelnats commented on Football Night In Baltimore

"Who knew the Village People were Ravens fans?"

yelnats commented on Shake Your Rump For Jeremy Shockey

"hotchicksanddouchebags minus the hot-chick"

yelnats commented on Two Pair Not A Winning Hand In Kansas

"What's the matter with Kansas?"