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Jimmy King had a rough night last night.
(not because of this - a Burger King customer yelled at him for putting too much ice in the Diet Coke)
(not because of this - a Burger King customer yelled at him for putting too much ice in the Diet Coke)
Williams told me it was not his choice. He is stunned. Declined to do interview until he figures out what it all means.
Robin Williams was not happy that his agent signed him to star in Patch Adams (or Bicentennial Man or Toys or take your pick of a shitty movie)
Robin Williams was not happy that his agent signed him to star in Patch Adams (or Bicentennial Man or Toys or take your pick of a shitty movie)
And seriously, what's the deal with airline food?
chiefs got spanked
General Custer got a little cocky before his last stand.
General Custer got a little cocky before his last stand.
That's a blood libel on the entire Alomar family.
/will go back to Wonkette
/will go back to Wonkette
@ReelMissing: Buster Olney confirmed it too
#tips
#tips
@Body By Bacardi: Gene Siskel was going to review that movie but he took the easy way out /Jeff Ross'd
CNN's next segment on a scam involving a dead bird and a blind kid was riveting.
With the Al Gore "invented the internet" joke at the end, I was sure this was some package on Jay Leno. I was waiting for some timely and witty jokes about Paula Jones.
@Return_of_Kevin_Mack: Didn't realize Jay Leno commented on Deadspin.
Eli Manning looks really excited about this.
@BordenGrote: It was a 1 point game with 1:48. Jets had 2 timeouts. Kneeling is pointless. They did the right thing and added three points (TD would've been better, obv). The fact that the defense couldn't stop them when they had 49 seconds to get 70 yards is a different problem.
Reminds of this time I was in the Middle East and a Sheik pushed me outside a Bizarre.
Terrell Buckley - e.g. the greatest athlete of the second half of the 20th century - better be preparing his acceptance speech.
Great. A Druish Princess.
@Clamps: Is that George Bluth?
I haven't seen a Milton write a terser email since Milton Friedman told John Maynard Keynes to "kiss" his "free market ass."
Begun, the Dong Wars has.
