Fucking Black Keys will probably do this tomorrow. Frauds.
Jack White threw out the first pitch tonight in Detroit and he threw to Santa Claus for a reason that I care not to guess or look into. Here is the proof. It's not a great first pitch, but it's also not terrible, it is perfectly whatever. Just like Jack.
Really wish it didn't cut off right before the handshake. Ah, well.
Previously in Jack White, Surly Baseball Fan: