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			<title><![CDATA[Tiger Woods Won The Chevron World Challenge, Fist Pumps For The First Time In Two Years]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1709 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1709 --> Here is the putt that sealed the deal for Tiger as he closed out Zach Johnson for his first win since the 2009 Australian Masters. It was also his first win since  <a href="http://deadspin.com/5414032/tiger-woods-seriously-injured-in-car-crash-update">this mess happened</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5864929/tiger-woods-won-the-chevron-world-challenge-fist-pumps-for-the-first-time-in-two-years" title="Click here to read more about Tiger Woods Won The Chevron World Challenge, Fist Pumps For The First Time In Two Years">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 04 Dec 2011 18:27:30 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Conor Hastings]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Evening: Tiger Woods Is Ready To Try Anything]]></title>
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				<em>Your p.m. roundup for Aug. 18, the day after <a href="http://www.brownstoner.com/blog/2011/08/lost-in-brooklyn-chicken/">we lost our chicken somewhere in Brooklyn</a>. Photo via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-I-8217-m-not-sure-your-new-outfit-is-goi?urn=golf-wp5006">Devil Ball Golf</a>. Got any stories or photos for us? <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">Tip your editors</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5832370/this-evening-tiger-woods-is-ready-to-try-anything" title="Click here to read more about This Evening: Tiger Woods Is Ready To Try Anything">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dom Cosentino]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sadistic Ulster Talk Show Host Made 9-Year-Old Rory McIlroy Chip Into An Unfairly Small Washing Machine]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 6D7ReWQMGho --><!-- /videoId: 6D7ReWQMGho --> This look at the origins of our Ror(y)gasm comes via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/From-1999-9-year-old-Rory-McIlroy-chips-into-a-?urn=golf-wp2985">Devil Ball Golf</a>:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5814254/sadistic-ulster-talk-show-host-made-9+year+old-rory-mcilroy-chip-into-an-unfairly-small-washing-machine" title="Click here to read more about Sadistic Ulster Talk Show Host Made 9-Year-Old Rory McIlroy Chip Into An Unfairly Small Washing Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[These Two Guys Would've Gotten Away With Busting Into Coors Field If It Wasn't For A Pesky Security Guard]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/906 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/906 --> Your morning roundup for June 19, the day some sexy finally came out of the Vancouver riots (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QOLR09Zy_yI">it starts at 0:45 of this video</a>), and the day we all wish a Happy Father's Day to the appropriate person in our lives.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5813268/these-two-guys-wouldve-gotten-away-with-busting-into-coors-field-if-it-wasnt-for-a-pesky-security-guard" title="Click here to read more about These Two Guys Would've Gotten Away With Busting Into Coors Field If It Wasn't For A Pesky Security Guard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Jun 2011 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[PGA's Young Golfers Form Parody Boy Band, Sing And Rap Horribly, We All Die A Little Inside]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: PM2NocuEihw --><!-- /videoId: PM2NocuEihw --> Tipster William writes in to alert us to "some kind of music group [Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5810156/hunter-mahan-is-the-pgas-rock+loving-hip-young-face-but-his-favorite-band-is-linkin-park">Hunter Mahan</a>, and Ben Crane] have put together." He says it seems like it's a joke and publicity stunt. And it's "very, very lame."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812000/pgas-young-golfers-form-parody-boy-band-rap-horribly-we-all-die-a-little-inside" title="Click here to read more about PGA's Young Golfers Form Parody Boy Band, Sing And Rap Horribly, We All Die A Little Inside">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jun 2011 22:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hunter Mahan Is The PGA's Rock-Loving &quot;Hip Young Face,&quot; But His Favorite Band Is Linkin Park]]></title>
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				You want to know how starved the PGA is for a post-Tiger, post-Phil star? Exhibit A: This <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/sports/golf/for-hunter-mahan-an-approach-that-includes-rock-and-golf.html?ref=sports">pre-US Open <i>New York Times</i> feature on Hunter Mahan</a>, who's currently 18th in the world rankings.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5810156/hunter-mahan-is-the-pgas-rock+loving-hip-young-face-but-his-favorite-band-is-linkin-park" title="Click here to read more about Hunter Mahan Is The PGA's Rock-Loving &quot;Hip Young Face,&quot; But His Favorite Band Is Linkin Park">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In His]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: a man with four ex-wives dispenses advice on happy golf marriages.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5796718/john-daly-marriage-expert-thinks-tiger-wasnt-getting-enough-sex-in-his" title="Click here to read more about John Daly, Marriage Expert, Thinks Tiger Wasn't Getting Enough Sex In His">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/629 --> <em>Your morning roundup for April 15, the day after <a href="http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20110415/NEWS01/104150323">Walter Breuning died of natural causes</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjz_yX0lqhw">He was 114 years and 205 days old</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5792270/heres-video-of-a-pro-golfer-needing-16-shots-to-conquer-a-par-four-hole" title="Click here to read more about Here's Video Of A Pro Golfer Needing 16 Shots To Conquer A Par-4 Hole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Apr 2011 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for April 11, the day we remembered that Sidney Lumet <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/apr/10/sidney-lumet-career-director-clips">also directed </em>The Wiz<em></a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790783/and-when-it-was-all-over-rory-mcilroy-sought-solace-in-the-arms-of-vince-mcmahons-kid" title="Click here to read more about And When It Was All Over, Rory McIlroy Sought Solace In The Arms Of Vince McMahon's Kid">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 9, <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2011/04/more_details_emerge_about_port.html">the day it became painfully evident that knowledge gleaned from the Old Testament and YouTube videos do not a professional at-home circumcisionist make</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790393/even-the-top-seed-in-the-playoffs-isnt-good-enough-for-this-expressive-bulls-fan" title="Click here to read more about Even The Top Seed In The Playoffs Isn't Good Enough For This Expressive Bulls Fan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: everyone is old and mellow and past the bat-throwing incident. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5789525/sherrie-daly-identifies-the-four-groups-of-hookers-on-the-pga-tour" title="Click here to read more about Sherrie Daly Identifies The &quot;Four Groups Of Hookers&quot; On The PGA Tour">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In Nike's<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTRvlrP2NU"> "Earl and Tiger" commercial</a>, Earl Woods' voice told his son he wanted to know "what your thinking was...what your feelings are, and did you learn anything." In <em>Newsweek</em> today, Tiger tried to provide an answer to that essay prompt.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5692851/single-wiser-more-sexting+savvy-tiger-woods-writes-about-redefining-victory-in-newsweek" title="Click here to read more about Single, Wiser, More Sexting-Savvy Tiger Woods Writes About Redefining Victory In Newsweek">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: F5CvsG7olm0 --><!-- /videoId: F5CvsG7olm0 --> Going into the fourth sudden-death playoff hole, tied with two other players, Jonathan Byrd teed off. That was all he needed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5672559/heres-what-it-looks-like-to-win-a-pga-event-with-a-hole+in+one" title="Click here to read more about Weekend Winner: The Guy Who Won A PGA Event With A Goddamned Hole-In-One">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It was at his charity event in Florence, Ala. PGA duffer Zach Johnson confirmed <a href="http://twitter.com/ZachJohnsonPGA/status/15635276402">via Twitter that Cink's scrotum was intact after the stunt</a>. [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/extramustard/hotclicks/06/08/amber-lancaster-tee-shot-hit-off-stewart-cink-groin-area/index.html">Extra Mustard</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5559177/somebody-hit-a-drive-off-of-stewart-cinks-crotch" title="Click here to read more about Somebody Hit A Drive Off Of Stewart Cink's Crotch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The morning after his Masters triumph, Phil Mickelson reportedly hit up a Krispy Kreme drive-through in Augusta&mdash;this one's for the family!&mdash;while wearing his green jacket. Yeah, those stains aren't coming out. [Via <a href="http://twitter.com/ClayTravisBGID/status/12055352781">Clay Travis</a>/<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/After-winning-the-Masters-Phil-Mickelson-hits-K?urn=golf,233636">Devil Ball Golf</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5515985/phil-mickelson-enjoys-a-donut-unlike-any-other" title="Click here to read more about Phil Mickelson Enjoys A Donut Unlike Any Other">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 10:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Twenty-Year-Old PGA Loophole Finally Closed]]></title>
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				The PGA and Ping finally use a little common sense, banning those square-grooved wedges <a href="http://deadspin.com/5460701/leftys-wedges-are-a-welcome-tempest-in-a-teapot">that got Phil Mickelson called a cheater.</a> This is what passes for controversy in golf now. Please come back Tiger! [<a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-glf-ping-wedges,0,6125247.story">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5488455/twenty+year+old-pga-loophole-finally-closed" title="Click here to read more about Twenty-Year-Old PGA Loophole Finally Closed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Alleged JERK Garry Smits <a href="http://deadspin.com/5483777/john-dalys-pga-personnel-file-is-appropriately-thick">wrote a story</a> about John Daly's "permanent record," which did not sit well with the golfer. But since he doesn't have a fancy newspaper job to respond with, he<a href="http://technorati.com/sports/article/john-daly-posts-reporters-phone-number/"> broadcast Smits cell phone number on Twitter</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5484890/you-reveal-john-dalys-personnel-file-he-reveals-your-cell-phone-number" title="Click here to read more about You Reveal John Daly's Personnel File, He Reveals Your Cell Phone Number">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:15:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5482555/ian-poulter-misses-birdie-aces-the-bird" title="Click here to read more about Ian Poulter Misses Birdie, Aces The Bird">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:05:24 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Tiger Woods hasn't even shown up for his earth-shattering non-press conference, but he's already annoying everyone with his attention-hogging, me-first attitude.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5474721/tigers-selfish-apology-already-off-to-a-bad-start" title="Click here to read more about Tiger's &quot;Selfish&quot; Apology Already Off To A Bad Start">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				No Tiger? No one cares. That's the PGA's dilemma as the 2010 season gets underway, and luckily they've been able to whip up some manufactured controversy over the questionable legality of their second-biggest star's clubs. Well played, golf.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5460701/leftys-wedges-are-a-welcome-tempest-in-a-teapot" title="Click here to read more about Lefty's Wedges Are A Welcome Tempest In A Teapot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				MJ will be a special assistant to the Americans at this weekend's Presidents Cup, but he won't have his signature cigar in hand. Why not? Liberals!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5376771/time-to-clear-the-air-jordan" title="Click here to read more about Time To Clear The Air Jordan">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Someone actually had the nerve to ask <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tiger-woods/">Tiger Woods</a>&mdash;on Saturday&mdash;if he'd ever come close to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=4397486&sportCat=golf">choking in a major</a>. 14 for 14 when leading the final round. So congratulations, anonymous jinxer. You won the weekend.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5338936/tiger-woods-golfs-newest-choke-artist" title="Click here to read more about Tiger Woods: Golf's Newest Choke Artist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The big guy dropped out of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pga-championship/">PGA Championship</a> after one round (citing a bad back) and then dropped <a href="http://twiturm.com/jrzd">this smash hit single</a> (citing the chords from "Every Rose Has Its Thorn.") Spoiler!: It's about being sad. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/John-Daly-drops-out-of-PGA-tourney-releases-new?urn=golf,182931">Devil Ball Golf</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5337633/and-now-a-musical-interlude-from-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about And Now A Musical Interlude From John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:45:18 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The IOC is planning to include golf and rugby in the 2016 Olympics. Finally! All of the world's best golfers can compete against each other in one event, just like every single weekend of the year. [<a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32375629/ns/sports-olympic_sports/">MSNBC</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336780/golfers-to-trade-cash-for-gold" title="Click here to read more about Golfers To Trade Cash For Gold">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:30:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PGA CHAMPIONSHIP" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/pga-championship/">PGA Championship</a> <a href=" http://twitter.com/shanebacon">is under way</a>. Follow along with the online leaderboard and it's almost like being outside! (Your cubicle has never felt so small and dark.) [<a href="http://www.pga.com/pgachampionship/2009/scoring/index.cfm">PGA.com</a>/<a href=" http://twitter.com/shanebacon">ShaneBacon</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5336604/rich-people-golf-while-youre-at-work" title="Click here to read more about Rich People Golf While You're At Work">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The PGA gas scandal has taught us a lot about ourselves and about humanity in general, but there is one deeper unexplored question: Why is this the first we're learning about <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tiger-woods/">Tiger Woods</a>' obsession with farts?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5330657/tiger-woods-david-fehertys-soiled-underpants-and-you" title="Click here to read more about Tiger Woods, David Feherty's Soiled Underpants, And You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:30:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				After what seems like decades of secrecy and lies, America demands to know: <a href="http://deadspin.com/5329581/fart+gate-officially-the-dumbest-sports-scandal-of-the-year">Who cut the cheese</a>? Now we may finally have our answer. The conspiracy goes far deeper than any of us could have imagined....and it really stinks.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5330496/fart+gate-scandal-blown-wide-open" title="Click here to read more about Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So this is actually a thing now? Several major media outlets devoted real newsprint to the mysterious case of Tiger Woods' non-flatulence. Lawyers got involved. Official statements have been issued. Answers have been demanded. How did this come to be?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5329581/fart+gate-officially-the-dumbest-sports-scandal-of-the-year" title="Click here to read more about Fart-Gate Officially The Dumbest Sports &quot;Scandal&quot; Of The Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The alleged "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tiger-woods/">Tiger Woods</a> farting" video is <a href="http://zonersports.com/?p=4273">making its way around</a> the <a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/08/tiger-woods-releases-some-gas-on-his-way-to-the-buick-open-victory/">blogosphere,</a> yet everyone may be too quick to blame Eldrick for this mighty rip during the Buick Open.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5328837/mysterious-gaseous-noise-invades-the-buick-open" title="Click here to read more about Mysterious, Gaseous Noise Invades The Buick Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2009 10:11:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Watson And His New Eyes Take Early Lead At British Open]]></title>
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				Watson shot a 65 in the first round. Others in contention include Mark O'Meara and Mark Calcavecchia. No, you didn't accidentally get sucked into a wormhole.  [<a href="http://golf.fanhouse.com/2009/07/16/tom-watson-leads-british-open-two-other-past-champions-on-his-h/">Fanhouse</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5315999/tom-watson-and-his-new-eyes-take-early-lead-at-british-open" title="Click here to read more about Tom Watson And His New Eyes Take Early Lead At British Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:05:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				As you enjoy the sogginess that is Bethpage today, here's a bit of <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Rocco-Mediate-follows-in-Tiger-s-footsteps-righ?urn=golf,171480">viewing fun</a> for you. He'll need this skill if the weather doesn't cooperate. Here's the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fjJuqx74M">original Tiger video</a> that started it all.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5297962/rocco-mediate-not-quite-tiger" title="Click here to read more about Rocco Mediate Not Quite Tiger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				...let's write about how hard putting is. That hacker on your local muni, the one with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE YIPS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE YIPS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/the-yips/">the yips</a>? Not so different from the winner at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BETHPAGE BLACK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BETHPAGE BLACK" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/bethpage-black/">Bethpage Black</a>, <a href="http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/tenday/USNY0483?from=36hr_topnav_business">if they ever play</a>. They worry about words like joule, though. [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124528252062525413.html">WSJ</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5295376/its-us-open-week-and-everyone-needs-takeouts-so" title="Click here to read more about It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOHN DALY" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/john-daly/">John Daly</a> has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [<a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/jun/10/drama-daly-still-practically-inseparable/">Commercial Appeal</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5285937/he-said-she-said-with-sherrie-and-john-daly" title="Click here to read more about He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Bernhard Langer's putt-making ability is much better than his awkward attempt at a chest-bump immediately after he made it. Tom Lehman is equally culpable, but at least his intentions were good.  [<a href="http://www.pgatour.com/video/?/video/champions-tour/highlights/2009/04/26/chtour_highs_09lmlog_rnd3_plyoff1_brd_langer.pgatour">PGA Tour.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5229792/white-guysactivate" title="Click here to read more about White Guys...Activate!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:15:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"After seeing <a href="http://deadspin.com/5109336/tigers-caddy-on-figjam-i-hate-the-prick?skyline=true&s=i">Steve Williams' comments</a> all I could think of was how lucky I am to have a class act like Bones (Mickelson's caddy Jim MacKay) on my bag and representing me." Mickelson's team also refuted the "nice tats" story, saying it was about a European Tour player (my guess: Colin Montgomerie), not Mickelson. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-s-caddy-is-pretty-mouthy-for-a-guy-who-car?urn=golf,129119">Devil Ball</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5110332/the-figjam-commenteth" title="Click here to read more about The FIGJAM commenteth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:15:02 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Tiger Woods' caddy Steve Williams is going public about his opinion of Phil Mickelson and it's not pretty.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5109336/tigers-caddy-on-figjam-i-hate-the-prick" title="Click here to read more about Tiger's Caddy On FIGJAM: &quot;I Hate The Prick&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Professional golfer/wing inhaler John Daly has finally sobered up enough to  speak about his bizarre <a href="http://deadspin.com/5070592/john-daly-a-north-carolina-hooters-217-am-++-guess-how-this-story-ends">overnight jail stay from last weekend</a>, after he was allegedly picked up drunk at a North Carolina Hooters restaurant. Daly is frustrated by this latest public spectacle, and feels particularly misunderstood this time around, saying that the whole situation could have been avoided had the friends he was traveling with only known that he was just sleeping with his eyes open and in no need of dire medical assistance. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5075078/john-daly-sleeps-with-his-eyes-open-both-literally-and-metaphorically" title="Click here to read more about John Daly Sleeps With His Eyes Open Both Literally and Metaphorically">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:30:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Those of you wondering when Tiger Woods and his wife Elin will populate the world with another Swedecaublasian can stop: late winter. Woods made the blessed announcement on <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3565135">his personal website</a>, which he's updated more frequently due to his season-ending surgery as either a way to continuously keep his fans updated on his injury progress or to inadvertently gloat about its bright side: it has enabled him to spend more time to play with his young daughter, count his  endorsement money, and have unprotected sex with his Swedish model wife more frequently.  Why does God hate Tiger Woods so much?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5044510/tiger-woods-knee-injury-did-not-hinder-his-baby+making-ability" title="Click here to read more about Tiger Woods' Knee Injury Did Not Hinder His Baby-Making Ability">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:30:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We all have those stories about the first time we got drunk. Most of the time they're amusing and revelatory, told with a big fish-style exaggeration that gets exponentially larger throughout the years. Or, if you're an alcoholic, probably less. The first time I got smashed it was the night before the PSATs back in 1991. I was 15. I left after school to go over my friend Kevin's house with an SAT study guide, four pencils, and a scientific calculator. I came home at about 9 p.m. that night with a fork, a copy of Good Housekeeping, and throwing up on my mother's shoe. (PSAT score: 740.)  That's a good first-time-I-got-drunk-story, but John Cloud, of <em>Time</em> magazine, has <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1816475,00.html">an epic one</a>: 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5031744/john-daly-corrupting-americas-youth-since-1985" title="Click here to read more about John Daly: Corrupting America's Youth Since 1985">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:00:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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