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				Yes, that's Brett Myers, Phillies number two pitcher, who many of you only know as the man who <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/articles/2006/06/23/phillies_ace_arrested_in_boston_on_domestic_violence_charge/">punched his wife in the face outside a Boston bar back in June of 2006</a>.  Given his penchant for violence and <a href="http://www.faniq.com/blog/Brett-Myers-Blows-Game-Then-Blows-Up-At-Philly-Reporter-Sam-Carchidi-Calling-Him-A-Retard-And-Much-More-Blog-3940">dickheaded outbursts</a>, it would seem completely ridiculous for a newspaper to do a feature story on Myers' part-time hobby: <a href="  http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20081029_Jim_Salisbury__Brett_Myers_shoots_for_success.html">shooting heavy artillery at a local gun range. </a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5070357/loaded-feature-stories-that-make-it-abundantly-clear-why-newspapers-suck" title="Click here to read more about Loaded Feature Stories That Make It Abundantly Clear Why Newspapers Suck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:15:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[A.J. Daulerio]]></dc:creator>
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