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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:45:34 EDT]]></pubDate>
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Augh ... man, the Cubs <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/berniemiklasz/story/EA4B8DFD0781057E8625744A00154757?OpenDocument">really did sign Jim Edmonds</A>. Other than Pujols or Willie McGee signing with those guys, we can't imagine our brains hurting more than they do to see this. And we're sure Cubs fans don't feel any better about it. Proceed with extreme caution, Jim; Cards fans can no longer protect you, nor will they want to.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5009193/man-the-edmonds-thing-is-really-happening" title="Click here to read more about Man: The Edmonds Thing Is Really Happening">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's impossible for us to overstate how terrifying it was to see Albert Pujols and his ready-to-fall-off elbow playing second base for the Cardinals yesterday. [<A href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/295886EE5072877C86257434000D6E01?OpenDocument">St. Louis Post-Dispatch</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/382990/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				We know we're being idiots even discussing this, but we might not have the opportunity to point it out much longer: Our Cardinals are in first place and <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/columnists.nsf/berniemiklasz/story/EB5754579AAF47B68625742E001A2141?OpenDocument">playing their asses off</A>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/380837/the-obligatory-cardinals-post-youve-all-been-dreading" title="Click here to read more about The Obligatory Cardinals Post You've All Been Dreading">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				While at the Cardinals bar yesterday for Opening Day &mdash; the one <a href="http://www.amazon.com/God-Save-Fan-Sportscasters-Quarterback/dp/0061351784">from the book</A> &mdash; we sat through an hour-and-a-half Cardinals rain delay just to hear that a 5-1 third-inning lead had been wiped out. The Cardinals aren't going to have many four runs leads this year. So losing one yesterday was unpleasant.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/374500/not-much-worse-than-an-opening-day-rainout" title="Click here to read more about Not Much Worse Than An Opening Day Rainout">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/baseball-season-preview/">Deadspin Baseball Season Previews</A>. Yes, baseball is starting today. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/373979/baseball-season-preview-st-louis-cardinals" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Season Preview: St. Louis Cardinals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Matthew Berry, whatever you do in this world, you've made a Midwestern boy happy this Tuesday morning. We don't believe it, at all, but you know, no matter what, it's quite the fun next chapter.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/371851/well-believe-it-when-we-see-it--and-even-if-we-dont" title="Click here to read more about We'll Believe It When We See It ... And Even If We Don't">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yes, yes, we know: We have a bit of <A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/forgive-us-as-we-weep-sweet-tears-of-hope/ankiel-gets-the-call-287760.php">a bit</A> of a <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/field-trips/our-rick-ankiel-weekend-288825.php">blind spot</A> when it comes to <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/rick-ankiel/what-we-lost-and-what-we-never-had-297390.php">Rick Ankiel</A>. But now that the lunacy of the final two months of last season are past us ... is the guy <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/8044EE5A65FB096C8625741000121E9A?OpenDocument">really ready to be an every day outfielder</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/369219/awaiting-a-full-year-from-ankiel" title="Click here to read more about Awaiting A Full Year From Ankiel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Don't worry: Rick <a href="http://deadspin.com/361890/this-cardinals-post-will-self+destruct-in-30-seconds-good-luck-jim">wasn't the only person to notice</A> that our Cardinals <A href="http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/cardinals/story/E78AC9133C7843FE86257402001903DE?OpenDocument">sure do seem to have a lot of steroid folks on their team</A>. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/363499/on-juan-gonzalez-steroids-and-why-we-just-cant-care-anymore" title="Click here to read more about On Juan Gonzalez, Steroids And Why We Just Can't Care Anymore">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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