Wait ... I could have sworn that the TV just crept a little closer when I wasn't looking ...
• College basketball: Duke at Virginia (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Syracuse at Seton Hall (7 p.m., ET); Texas A&M at Baylor (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. OK Baylor, how do you top five overtimes?
•NBA: Phoenix at Denver (9 p.m., ET). Shaq + less oxygen = slow motion fun. [ESPN]
•Soccer: UEFA Champions League, second round, second leg: Real Madrid CF vs. AS Roma, at Madrid (9 p.m. ET, same-day tape). Please do not reveal the shocking ending to Real Madrid CF vs. AS Roma [ESPN Classic]
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