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Duan!
Team Iraq Will Be Your Soccer Darling Tomorrow
There's some type of non-American football tournament commencing in South Africa tomorrow as an appetizer to the World Cup. And, look, there's Iraq. Wave to them! More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Proverbial: I think I speak for everyone in Canada when I say thanks for posting a Hulu video. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Stanley Cup
Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice
The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.
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By Matt SussmanComment by Night Man: Maybe if gay ninja Suss didn't destar all of the people funnier than him things would be different. 5 Responses | Other threads
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High school baseball
Iowa High School Umpire Knows How To Clear A Room
High school baseball umpires have a lot of options in handling disputes. They can give teams warnings, ask the audience to control themselves ... or just throw everyone out of the game. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Don't Spook the Horse: This post wasn't about farts? Well that's disappointing. I guess there won't be a Bert Blyleven post today. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Trent Green
Guy That Enabled Kurt Warner's Career Retires
As a very, very late bloomer to football, one of my first memories was hearing about Rams quarterback Trent Green down for the count in 1999. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Chris Hanson's Axe: Yes, this is Deadspin, where we constantly highlight and lament the stupidity and immaturity of today's athletes, so naturally when... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Bobbleheads
Shin-Soo Choo Is Korean For "Don Johnson"
Tonight the Indians are giving away an undisclosed number of Shin-Soo Choo '80s-style bobbleheads. You know, back when South Korea was a great place to live. [Slanch Report] More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by OokieDookie: Will someone please take the commenter name Disco Shin-Soo? I'm too white to do it myself. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Soccer
Even Their Coaches Know How To Flop
In this undated video, we have an exciting footysoccer game with brilliant ball control, superb balance, and absolutely no match fixing whatsoever. What else do you need? More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: This is definitely one of my favorite videos on the internets. _from=PL&index=36 2 Responses | Other threads
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Stanley Cup
Only Minimal Arrests? For Shame, Pittsburgh
"We have a few arrests. For the most part people are being orderly but we've got a few people who don't want to leave." C'mon, Pittsburgh. That's no way to usher in a Crosby regime. [Post-Gazette] More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Slothrop: So now we know what this Yinzer does for a living [theblogdiet.files.wordpress.com] 3 Responses | Other threads
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Warm childhood memories
The Mets Do What The Mets, Pressured Third Graders Do
Luis Castillo is now the face of the New York Mets' misery. All he had to do was catch that popup, and we're not talking about him. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by lastingsmilledge: meanwhile, orlando hudson is going to win another gold glove while hitting .304 with just as many RBIs and more... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Ladies, Meet The Splash 'Stache
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by J-No: It also appears he has had a penisechtomy. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
So Here's How To Improve The NFL Draft
They tinkered with this year's draft by moving up to 4 p.m. so Guamanians could watch it in the middle of the night. Did it work? More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by This.Is.Malcolm: So anyway, bought a 2008 Ford Focus today. Love this seller's market. Car is a beaut. Used, but only 17,000... 56 Responses | Other threads
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2009 NFL Draft
All Right Screw It, Now It's An NFL Draft Live Blog
The post-to-post format is groovy but just a little taxing. So let's get down to the live blog tomfoolery everyone knows and/or loves. Refresh, relax, and remember Bea Arthur for who she was. More » -
2009 NFL Draft
T-R-D-E! Trade! Trade! Trade!
The Browns were all "hey, let's pick someone" and the Jets were all "um, no, how bout we draft?" and the Browns were all "whoa" and the Jets were all "yay, Sanchez!"
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By Matt SussmanComment by J.R. Brown: And Andre Smith is a Bengal... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...! Oh this is going to be so bad... 5 Responses | Other threads
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2009 NFL Draft
I See A Green Hat And I Want It Painted Black
Aaron Curry, padded in enough leather to coat an entire herd of skinless cattle, finally ads something non-black to his outfit. Neon green. He'll mesh well with the Seahawks defense. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Mmmm....skinless cattle. I could go for a burger right now. 1 Responses | Other threads
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2009 NFL Draft
Tyson Jackson, Go Directly To KC
The city loves its steak, but hopefully they're fine with chicken. It looked like not many saw defensive end Tyson Jackson going in this pick, but what the heck do I know? More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Ah fuck...are Herm and Carl still running the draft? more » | Other threads
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2009 NFL Draft
Stafford Welcomed To Detroit With Warm, Prickly Arms
Yes, Stafford is now with the Detroit Lions. And who can blame them? They totally had the other team winning the 2008 Capital One Bowl. I'd boo too. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Nice job picking a shirt and tie combo in team colors so that the hat would match. 2 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Draft
A Great QB List That Excludes Tom Brady AND Spergon Wynn
If you can name 43 out of 56 first round NFL Draft quarterbacks, you win the prize of being smarter than me. Hint: two of them are named Manning. They're brothers! [Sporcle] More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by ClintonPortishead: 38, which is disappointing. Aced the last twelve years, missed too many 80s guys like Mirer and Testaverde. I'm an... 2 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Draft
How To Entertain Yourself Today If You Don't Have A Bigass Touchscreen
Well, hell, CNN gave John King one for the 2008 election. Why doesn't Michael Smith get one for the NFL Draft? More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Fatty_B: /threadjack. Whatever the opposite of nightmare fuel is, I believe this would qualify. Bar Refaeli shows off her Hurley perfect little... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Hockey
Here's Why Killing A Referee Is a Poor Idea
It's never too early for a bizarre story involving murder, cover-up, the Philadelphia Flyers, and the age old dilemma of players and referees not seeing eye to eye. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Dick Valentine: Clinical stuff from Rooney. 2 Responses | Other threads
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NFL Draft
Your 2009 Detroit Lions Are Matthew Stafford And Ten Other Guys
The tension building around the first overall pick has been punctured with anonymous sources for, I think, the 312th straight year. We know that Matthew "Matt" Stafford will be the Lions' guy. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by bluebears: Can someone come to Detroit and be ready to shoot me in the head when this pick is officially announced?... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Andre Smith Needs Your Support, Both Emotionally And Areolically
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by TheOnlyNetsFan: His tits look like Stuart Scott's eyes. 2 Responses | Other threads
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March Madness
North Carolina-Michigan State Live Blog
This one's for all the General Motors, laddies. Will it be the Tar Heels? Or the Tar Heels? Then again, the Tar Heels could pull it out. Time will tell. More » -
Duan!
They Saved The Goofy Games For Friday Night
I had this well-thought out screed about how the first round was about as scintillating as a Mennonite snuff film. I had to tear it up and deposit it in a UNICEF box. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Camp Tiger Claw: Fucking shit. I hope you all die in a flood. 18 Responses | Other threads
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March Madness
Sixteen More Moments, Ranging from Shining To Semi-Opaque
Let's have another day, just like the other day. Only maybe, maybe let's try to have a buzzer beater somewhere. The One Shining Moment montage collage specialist might have to start looking for work.
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By Matt SussmanComment by crazyjoedavola: 7:10 - Louisville vs Morehead State - Stev D, ArkansasFred, cheese-mac, and David Hume It might take 3 Polish people... 6 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
We Survived Day One (Because We Were Favored)
Boy, Thursday was fun, wasn't it? Sixteen games, win-or-go-home, play hooky from work and school. It was just missing one thing. Someone — anyone — winning a game they shouldn't have. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by Craig Eshericks Mustache: @Dustin White: Did you read the fucking story before posting that? How about clicking on the link for "the... 10 Responses | Other threads
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March Madness
The Few. The Proud. The Foolish.
Well, today's the big day. Sixteen NCAA games, sixteen live blogs. If you're stuck working today or tonight, you can, I guess, "watch" the game from here.
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By Matt SussmanComment by Tully Blanchard Enterprises: I wholeheartedly approve of the Homestar Runner graphic, and feel we need more of these 10 Responses | Other threads
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March Madness
Type Fast For Us During the NCAA Tournament
Aw, so you didn't get to preview the team you wanted. Guess there's nothing left to do but cry. Or you could GET A SECOND CHANCE to participate on Deadspin.
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By Matt SussmanComment by Shakey: Can I glog instead? [www.cbssports.com] 11 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Reed
Revisiting Jeff Reed's Paper Towel Freakout: An Investigative Report
You're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, did they ever fix the towel dispenser that Jeff Reed broke?" That or you were thinking of pie. Quite often it's pie.
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By Matt SussmanComment by VTBen: Fuck Sheetz. This would have never happened at a Wawa. /eastern PA pride 17 Responses | Other threads
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Live Blog
The Slam Dunk Contest Live Blog, Where Everything's Between 9 And 10
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Live Blogs
Super Bowl XLIII Live Blog: The Battle To Legitimize Already-Printed Merchandise
Whose team will reign supreme? The guys whose fans wave towels or the guys whose state has vowels? Which QB wins: the one who found Christ or whose appendix was sliced? More » -
Live Blog
The NFC Championship Live Blog, Done Right (Not With Tagged Posts)
Will it be the desert dwellers or the East coast fellers? Which nine-win team reigns supreme? This and much more Iron Chef-style prose to follow in the live blog, aprez le jump. More »
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