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All Hail Derek Jeter’s Golden Baby Arm

All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby ArmIt is times like these where Yankee-haters even must bow down to the catnip that is Derek Jeter's machismo. Maxim's Hot 100 list contains six women who've been romantically linked to the Yankee shortstop.

Depending on Jeter's next conquest, he's entering the rarified air of such cooze-hounding heavyweights like Robert Evans, Kelly Slater, and Scott Baio. (Oh, and Bo Belinsky.)

Let's gaze longingly and agogingly (author's note: not a real word) at Jeter's bodycount:

Scarlett Johansson

Gabrielle Union

Mariah Carey

Jessica Biel

Vanessa Minillo

Jessica Alba

Jesus.

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