Here is a purported news blooper in which a reporter says, of a missing woman, "I'd fuck her. I'd fuck her right in the pussy." It is not real.

That much should seem obvious if you're paying attention, especially since the second part of the video featuring a shocked anchor comes from this. The first part is some jackass with iPod earbuds and a shitty microphone doing a lousy job of pretending to be a reporter.

We've been sent this twice now (and, in fact, from two different versions on YouTube, so we don't even know what the original source is). It's obviously making its way around the Internet this morning, and you should feel bad.