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			<title><![CDATA[Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple]]></title>
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				<em>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: He bids farewell. Yes, sadly, this will be Mr. Weintraub's last "Purple Prose" column for Deadspin. But he will write for this site again.  For now, please say goodbye to Mr. Weintraub in the comments below and thank him for this column. He wrote this one, just for you.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5023329/attack-of-and-farewell-to-the-purple" title="Click here to read more about Attack Of (And Farewell To) The Purple">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:00:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[SuperYid Youkilis Drubs The Hardly Punchless RedBirds]]></title>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Red Sox <A href="http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080622&content_id=2981852&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=away&c_id=stl">13-inning win over the Cardinals</A> on Sunday.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5019606/superyid-youkilis-drubs-the-hardly-punchless-redbirds" title="Click here to read more about SuperYid Youkilis Drubs The Hardly Punchless RedBirds">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:00:40 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Beery Nine Over The Siamese From The West]]></title>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Brewers' <A href="http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080615&content_id=2935542&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=home&c_id=mil">win over the Twins</A> on Saturday.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5017597/the-beery-nine-over-the-siamese-from-the-west" title="Click here to read more about The Beery Nine Over The Siamese From The West">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:40:33 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Big Ball Orchard In The South Bronx]]></title>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: Johnny Damon's <A href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080607&content_id=2860979&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=home&c_id=nyy">big day against the Royals</A> on Saturday.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5015470/the-big-ball-orchard-in-the-south-bronx" title="Click here to read more about The Big Ball Orchard In The South Bronx">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:00:49 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Whipping To The Sunshine State Spearfish Mates]]></title>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Angels' <a href="http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080601&content_id=2814282&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=home&c_id=ana">win over the Blue Jays on Sunday</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5013051/a-whipping-to-the-sunshine-state-spearfish-mates" title="Click here to read more about A Whipping To The Sunshine State Spearfish Mates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Jun 2008 16:45:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Cubs' <a href="http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080525&content_id=2767415&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc">tought loss to the Pirates on Sunday</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5011358/welcoming-the-pill-in-a-leathery-embrace--no" title="Click here to read more about Welcoming The Pill In A Leathery Embrace ... No!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 May 2008 16:10:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Rays' win last night <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080520&content_id=2737694&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=tb">over the A's</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5010204/latina-mary-pickford-first-lady-of-the-cagers" title="Click here to read more about Latina Mary Pickford, First Lady Of The Cagers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 May 2008 16:00:11 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: Dan Uggla's <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jpuV3pJuGXC4pdryBNBGJDB2EGfQD90K1GVO0">two-homer game against the Nationals</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/390372/the-briny-ballers-achieve-a-left+columner" title="Click here to read more about The Briny Ballers Achieve A Left-Columner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Twins' <a href="http://wcco.com/local/twins.tigers.baseball.2.715727.html">comeback win over the Tigers</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/388043/learn-the-lesson-of-henri-cochet" title="Click here to read more about Learn The Lesson Of Henri Cochet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 May 2008 16:30:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Middle America Team Defeats The Houstons]]></title>
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				<em>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Cardinals <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=280426124&prov=ap">4-3 victory over the Houston Astros</a>. </em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/385778/the-middle-america-team-defeats-the-houstons" title="Click here to read more about The Middle America Team Defeats The Houstons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:30:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Rockies' <a href="http://deadspin.com/381357/mmmff-yawn-good-morning--is-the-padres-game-over-yet">2-1, 22-inning win over the Padres</A>.</EM>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/382984/the-mountain-men-over-the-celibate-crew" title="Click here to read more about The Mountain Men Over The Celibate Crew">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:01:02 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[robert weintraub]]></dc:creator>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Angels' <a href="http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2008/04/indians_rally_in_9th_steal_one.html">walkoff grand slam off Joe Borowski </A> a week ago.</Em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/379940/the-glue+handed-patroller-of-the-middle-exterior" title="Click here to read more about The Glue-Handed Patroller Of The Middle Exterior">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:30:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<EM>Slate's Robert Weintraub, like many of us, loves the old purple prose of early 1900s sportswriting, the Red Smiths, the Grantland Rices, the men who painted epic tales of warriors, grizzled combatants and lardywarks too manly to wear gloves. In an occasional series, Weintraub writes about the week's best baseball game in the style of the vaunted sportswriters of yesteryear. This week: The Braves' <a href="http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20080406&content_id=2498244&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&team=home&c_id=atl">3-1 win over Johan Santana and the Mets</A> on Sunday.</Em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/377325/back-when-men-were-men-and-the-prose-was-purple" title="Click here to read more about Back When Men Were Men, And The Prose Was Purple">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:01:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				For some reason, we think this might the most beautifully written game recap we've ever read. "Playing one last time as Southwest Conference rivals, the Carthage Tigers and the Neosho Wildcats battled in a contest that will not merely be talked about, but will forever be etched in the memories of the combatants and those spectators who had the privilege of witnessing this modern-day clash of the titans." [<a href="http://carthagepress.com/articles/2007/10/15/sports/01classic.txt">Carthage Press</A>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/312403/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:10:27 EDT]]></pubDate>
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