Yesterday it was revealed that the Longhorn quarterback bended-knee'd Rachel Glandorf in the middle of Royal-Memorial stadium like any good Texas quarterback is born and raised to do. She said yes, of course. Brooks has pictures.

There haven't been any specific details about the time or location of the wedding, but they're probably waiting to see how much Colt's bum shoulder will spook Mel Kiper before they make any overly extravagant plans. And let's not knock Colt for his unoriginal proposal — there are far worse ways to do it.

Yeah... I should have put a little more thought into that. Blessings.

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