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			<title><![CDATA[How To Insure You're Alone Next Valentine's Day]]></title>
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				The high bid is only $300 (with an estimated value of $850!) with two days remaining, but let's be honest. Anyone who would bid on the "Sausages Serenade Your Sweetheart" package probably doesn't have a sweetheart to serenade. [<a href="http://brewers.auction.mlb.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prmenbr=33316709&prrfnbr=113013912&aunbr=113360622">MLB.com Auctions</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5466096/how-to-insure-youre-alone-next-valentines-day" title="Click here to read more about How To Insure You're Alone Next Valentine's Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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Hey, they told me that there would be no food allowed on the ski lift. Thank you Home Run Derby, for making us laugh at costumed baseball mascots attempting winter sports once again.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/373370/um-someone-tell-the-italian-sausage-that-hes-doing-it-wrong" title="Click here to read more about Um, Someone Tell The Italian Sausage That He's Doing It Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:45:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Should See The Portion Of The Costume That Fell Off During Mile 3]]></title>
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				If you like marathons, and AJ Daulerio, then feast on this! It's from the Chicago Marathon, <a href="http://100percentinjuryrate.blogspot.com/2007/10/tuesday-links-of-testicular-fortitude.html">via 100 Percent Injury Rate</a>, who got it from some site called Avant/Chicago. The funny part is that <a href="http://flowfeel.blogs.com/photos/dance_band_intl_marathon/">when you go there</a>, it's all normal, bland photos of people running, until you trip over this one.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/308568/you-should-see-the-portion-of-the-costume-that-fell-off-during-mile-3" title="Click here to read more about You Should See The Portion Of The Costume That Fell Off During Mile 3">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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