When will parents learn the consequences of minding their children? First, the death of the handsome silverback Harambe. Now, the brief interruption of an obscure exhibition doubles match pitting Rafael Nadal and teen Simon Solbas against old guys Carlos Moyá and John McEnroe, out in Nadal’s home island of Majorca:

Keep track of your kids, yes, but also accept random events. I used to meander through the mall and sneak into the center of circular clothing racks; I’m sure it was cool and dark and pleasant in there, and I always got found eventually.