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			<title><![CDATA[All The 3:16 Bible Verses, Ranked By How Likely They Are To Foretell Tim Tebow As The Messiah]]></title>
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				Ryan Fitzpatrick, Matt Ryan, Aaron Rodgers all had games in which they threw for 316 yards this season: <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/09/tebows-biblical-game-316-yards-invokes-key-verse/">nobody cares until Tim Tebow does it</a>. Everyone's seeking meaning in random numbers, even <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/09/tim-tebow-stone-cold-steve-austin-316/#.Twxyo2NSRLE">asking for comment from "Stone Cold" Steve Austin</a>, as if he was the first to claim the 3:16 verse as his own. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874808/all-the-316-bible-verses-ranked-by-how-likely-they-are-to-foretell-tim-tebow-as-the-messiah" title="Click here to read more about All The 3:16 Bible Verses, Ranked By How Likely They Are To Foretell Tim Tebow As The Messiah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Directory Of Places Where You Can Watch Sports While Eating Chinese Food Today]]></title>
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				<i>Here is a very incomplete list of places in our great nation where you can <a href="http://deadspin.com/5870544/">watch sports while eating Chinese food</a> today&mdash;as suggested by you, our readers. If you have more ideas, please let us know in the comments. All endorsements sic'd.</i>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5871020/a-directory-of-places-where-you-can-watch-sports-while-eating-chinese-food-today" title="Click here to read more about A Directory Of Places Where You Can Watch Sports While Eating Chinese Food Today">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 25 Dec 2011 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Readers: Tell Us Where To Watch Sports While Eating Chinese On Dec. 25]]></title>
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				Christmas is on Sunday, and while most public activity shuts down so the Christians and semi-Christians can worship American consumerism and baby Jesus, our nation's Jews will be eating Chinese food and watching hoops like it's just another Hanukkah weekend. What a world!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5870544/readers-help-us-compile-a-directory-of-chinese-restaurants-with-sports-bars" title="Click here to read more about Readers: Tell Us Where To Watch Sports While Eating Chinese On Dec. 25">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1753 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1753 --> This is too weird to believe if we hadn't received multiple tips about it, and here's WLW 700 host Bill Cunningham on yesterday's program relating that he, too, had heard about Xavier president Fr. Michael Graham's bizarre behavior during the <a href="http://deadspin.com/5866921/cincinnatis-crosstown-rivalry-turned-ugly-yet-again">brawl that broke out in the Crosstown Shootout</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867747/xavier-president-father-michael-graham-allegedly-threw-holy-water-on-rowdy-fans-as-the-crosstown-brawl-raged" title="Click here to read more about Xavier President Father Michael Graham Allegedly Threw Holy Water On Rowdy Fans As The Crosstown Brawl Raged">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Stupid Moral Panic Over Mocking Tim Tebow; Or, What Would Jesus Do About Tebowing?]]></title>
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				<a href="http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/11/02/tim-tebow-mocking-enters-dangerous-territory/">Oh, please</a>. You know why Tebow memes exist? You know why they've, let us say, <a href="http://deadspin.com/5855575/how-contempt-for-tim-tebow-caused-an-espncom-commenter-revolution?tag=%3E-tebow">gone forth and multiplied</a>? Because of columns like this, that's why. Here's the headline:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5856237/the-stupid-moral-panic-over-mocking-tim-tebow-or-what-would-jesus-do-about-tebowing" title="Click here to read more about The Stupid Moral Panic Over Mocking Tim Tebow; Or, What Would Jesus Do About Tebowing?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:05:56 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				God likes to talk baseball with Josh Hamilton. In the dugout before the tenth, before what would stand as Hamilton's career-defining moment for all of a half inning, he heard a still, small voice. It told him Jason Motte would start him off with a waist-high four-seamer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5854206/josh-hamilton-said-god-told-him-he-would-hit-his-10th-inning-home-run" title="Click here to read more about Josh Hamilton Said God Told Him He Would Hit His 10th Inning Home Run">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Tomorrow's <em>New York Times</em> has <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/08/us/faith-at-the-center-of-the-circus-of-sports.html?ref=us">a short story</a> on Nathan Whitaker, who is presumably among the most successful people in the football-media nexus, and presumably unbeknownst to you.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5847836/meet-tim-tebow-and-tony-dungys-christian-sensei" title="Click here to read more about Meet Tim Tebow And Tony Dungy's Christian Sensei">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"The match between Djokovic and Federer in New York was quite a spectacle, but it was nothing compared to Christ's victory over sin and death and Satan. 'And having disarmed the powers and authorities, he made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over them by the cross.' (Colossians 2:15) Memo to Satan: Get over it. You have been defeated." [<a href="http://www.christianpost.com/news/memo-to-roger-federer-novak-simply-joked-55980/">Christian Post</a>, via <a href="http://www.dropshotdispatch.com/2011/09/22/christian-website-compares-roger-federer-to-satan/">Drop Shot Dispatch</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5842876/djokovic+federer-had-nothing-on-christ+satan-says-writer-who-is-not-joking" title="Click here to read more about Djokovic-Federer Had Nothing On Christ-Satan, Says Writer Who Is Not Joking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Sep 2011 10:41:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last week, <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5775738/a-byu-grad-on-brandon-davies-sex-and-the-universitys-double-standard">an anonymous BYU grad offered his take</a> on the Brandon Davies situation. (Davies was suspended from the BYU basketball team for having consensual sex with his girlfriend.) Our source described Davies's suspension as hypocritical and a preemptive public relations strike. Our readers had a few thoughts of their own.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5778851/there-are-about-3500+5000-students-righthanding-to-porn-byu-people-respond-to-our-honor+code-story" title="Click here to read more about &quot;There Are About 3,500-5,000 Students Righthanding To Porn&quot;: BYU People Respond To Our Honor-Code Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:15:49 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The more I think about what happened to Brandon Davies, the more I think it's hypocrisy. I was listening to Jim Rome and he was praising BYU for sticking to its principles. Pat Forde on ESPN <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=6175251">was doing the same thing</a>. But it <em>is</em> a double standard. If you're a regular student and you have any sort of sexual interaction, it's private. I know one person &mdash; not an athlete &mdash; who was referred to the honor code office, and it was only because her roommate told on her. Even if you go to your bishop and announce, "I'm fooling around with a girl," it will rarely go to the honor code office. Most times, guys who are drinking, having sex, smoking pot are not going to confess it, but I have friends who talked to the bishop about that stuff &mdash; I did it, myself &mdash; and it never even wound up in the honor code office. My hunch would be that another player ratted him out. A married player.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5775738/a-byu-grad-on-brandon-davies-sex-and-the-universitys-double-standard" title="Click here to read more about A BYU Grad On Brandon Davies, Sex, And The University's Double Standard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We were cruising dating site <a href="http://christianpartner4life.com/tim-tebow-our-single-christian-of-the-year">Christian Partner For Life</a> the other day, looking for a nice girl who does that hot thing where they wear a cross in their cleavage, and we stumbled across a singular honor for one Timothy Tebow.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5622792/tim-tebow-named-most-eligible-christian-bachelor" title="Click here to read more about Tim Tebow Named Most Eligible Christian Bachelor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Georgia pastor was arrested for protesting (without a permit) his son's high school's nickname, the Demons. Never mind that it's actually named for a WWII squadron. No one tell the pastor about Wake Forest; his head would explode. [<a href="http://www.13wmaz.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=85871&catid=7">WMAZ</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5609621/the-latest-attempt-to-satanize-your-children-school-mascots" title="Click here to read more about The Latest Attempt To Satanize Your Children: School Mascots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Whatever your politics, there are plenty of good reasons to support "Los Suns'" Cinco De Mayo gesture. Amar'e Stoudemire's is not one of them.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5532579/amare-is-against-arizonas-immigration-bill-because-the-jews-have-suffered-enough-update" title="Click here to read more about Amar'e Is Against Arizona's Immigration Bill Because The Jews Have Suffered Enough (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In the Israeli basketball league, cheerleaders are basically mandatory, so the more Orthodox teams put up with them even though fans would prefer that no one shake and/or display any "lady lumps." So they're expected to just....cheer? That's sick. [<a href="http://www.france24.com/en/20100420-no-sexiness-were-holy-city-cheerleaders">France24</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5520819/tasteful-israel-cheerleaders-wont-be-grinding-on-anything" title="Click here to read more about Tasteful Israel Cheerleaders Won't Be Grinding On Anything">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"For me, being a Los Angeles Clippers fan for over twenty years has taught me firsthand about the spiritual dimensions of faith and suffering, and has helped me better understand my own Hindu tradition." [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/varun-soni/how-the-la-clippers-made_b_474713.html">Huffington Post</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5485779/clippers-fandom-now-an-exercise-in-spiritual-enlightenment" title="Click here to read more about Clippers Fandom Now An Exercise In Spiritual Enlightenment">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #westborobaptistchurch" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #westborobaptistchurch" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/westborobaptistchurch/">Westboro Baptist Church</a>, best known for disrupting soldiers' funerals and being generally batshit insane, are currently &mdash; at this very moment! &mdash; picketing outside the Stars/Coyotes game in Dallas. Because nothing saith "abomination unto the Lord" like Marty Turco's goaltending.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5460781/nutty-protesters-going-after-hockey-now-apparently" title="Click here to read more about Nutty Protesters Going After Hockey Now, Apparently">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Buried in a flimsy trend story about the, er....resurrection of "John 3:16" madness (courtesy of <a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/timtebow">YouKnowWho</a>, natch) is a more fascinating nugget about the <em>true</em> originator of the craze&mdash;who is serving three life terms in a California prison.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5404085/a-grim-look-at-tim-tebows-future" title="Click here to read more about A Grim Look At Tim Tebow's Future?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Penn State Gear A Little Jesus-y For Some]]></title>
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				If you squint really hard, the design on this PSU t-shirt may resemble a cross. And just like that &mdash; controversy!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5391360/penn-state-gear-a-little-jesus+y-for-some" title="Click here to read more about Penn State Gear A Little Jesus-y For Some">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[These Athletes Are Going To Hell]]></title>
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				A fundamentalist Baptist church is making headlines for their upcoming book/album burning, but their website reveals a hidden treasure: the Index Of Ungodly Athletes.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5381928/these-athletes-are-going-to-hell" title="Click here to read more about These Athletes Are Going To Hell">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's not because he got high (as we all know, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE POPE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE POPE" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/the-pope/">the Pope</a> smokes dope). The reason famous fish-person <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL PHELPS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL PHELPS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/michael-phelps/">Michael Phelps</a> <a href="http://www.catholicnewsagency.com/new.php?n=16728">won't meet with the Nazi Pope</a> is buried deep in his family history, as revealed on his Wikipedia page.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5327867/the-real-reason-michael-phelps-wont-meet-with-the-pope" title="Click here to read more about The Real Reason Michael Phelps Won't Meet With the Pope">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There may be nothing in the rulebook that says a mule can't play football, but there's another rule book out there that apparently does say something about girls not being place kickers. That was news to Kacy Stuart, a 14-year-old lass from Spaulding County, Georgia, who is playing for the New Creation Center Crusaders&mdash;a team made up of home school and private school boys. Well, she plays for them when the other team doesn't punk out or <a href="http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2008/10/20/girl_kicker.html?imw=Y">start quoting Bible verses at her</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5067104/todays-bible-lesson-girls-cant-play-football" title="Click here to read more about Today's Bible Lesson: Girls Can't Play Football">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today we grapple with the big questions. Like, if Jesus were around today and attending high school, what sport would he go out for? It's impossible to know for sure (Kurt Warner isn't answering his cell phone), but we guess football. We imagine that Christ would be an awesome placekicker ("It's hooking left, wait ... no, it's good! Another field goal for Jesus!").				<a href="http://deadspin.com/134797/field-goal-jesus" title="Click here to read more about Field Goal Jesus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Nov 2005 15:07:47 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Little Billy was a terror on defense &mdash; he had been living in the opponents' backfield all day. But then he took it one step too far. Yes, as you may have guessed from this photo, Billy was penalized 15 yards for "roughing Jesus," an infraction that also carries loss of down, plus possible eternal damnation.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/128699/jesus-christ-all+pro" title="Click here to read more about Jesus Christ, All-Pro">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[God Finally Tells Athletes To Shut Up Already]]></title>
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				From a special column by God <a href="http://sport.guardian.co.uk/athletics/comment/0,10083,1544810,00.html">in the UK Guardian</A> directed toward athletes who constantly thank him for their success:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/116458/god-finally-tells-athletes-to-shut-up-already" title="Click here to read more about God Finally Tells Athletes To Shut Up Already">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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