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Jay Cutler’s bare ass is still a free agent, but maybe not for long. The ex-Bears quarterback is reportedly interested in working as a broadcaster.

Cutler providing color for games? Yes, please. Imagine the insight he’d provide:

  • “Here’s the pass, probably.”
  • “I don’t know, either.”
  • “Where are we going for dinner after this?”
  • “Uh huh.”
  • [Audible sigh directly into microphone]
  • “Brandon Marshall? Hate that guy.”

Jay Cutler in the booth is something I now need in my life.