He just found out that it wasn't Made In The USA.
Our headline last night was that Someone Bashed Richie Incognito's Ferrari With A Baseball Bat. Technically true! Only that "someone" appears to be Incognito himself.
TMZ initially reported that a baseball bat had been taken to Incognito's $300,000 black Ferrari FF, which he only bought in November. The car suffered some dents, and there's a big old chunk of bat handle in the grille. Photos show shirts, reportedly with Incognito's name on them, strewn about the car. But according to TMZ, Incognito told Scottsdale (Ariz.) police this morning that he beat the crap out of his own car.