Just when you thought baseball's dumbest controversy had dribbled off, here comes a report that the Dodgers treated the Chase Field pool like a giant toilet. L.A. is No. 1 indeed.
The Dodgers jumped into the water to commemorate clinching the NL West, and it drew condemnation from everyone to D-Backs players to Arizona media to John McCain. Because not celebrating in an opponent's outfield pool is one of baseball's oldest unwritten rules, dating back to Hughie Jennings's day.