The Steelers unveiled these new uniforms today, which are meant to harken back to 1934, when the team was (also) called the Pirates and society had no conception of retinas being spontaneously burned. Maybe it's not too late for the team to temporarily change its name to the Rogues and sign some insane cross-licensing deal with Warner Bros.? That make more sense than dressing the entire roster like Bumblebee Man.

Redman soon explained the setting for the photo:

The bathroom pic was bc we had to hide from the media assholes!

— Isaac Redman (@ired33) April 17, 2012

Yeah, he's not happy at all.

[NFL.com]