RGIII Would Like To Confuse The Hell Out Of You With This QuoteS

Robert Griffin III has been working with the first-team offense, and though the final approval from Dr. James Andrews is still pending, it's a given that he'll be starting in Week 1. But when asked to quantify just how ready he is, Griffin only made everyone's heads hurt.

On ESPN 980 on Monday:

"I would say I’m 100 percent, but you can’t put a number on it, no one ever knows when they are 100 percent or what percentage they’re playing at. The biggest thing is I’m not below 100 percent."

So if Griffin's health is x, x = 100 = ∅ ∧ x ≥ 100. This is why athletes should never be asked anything.