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			<title><![CDATA[Proud Cubs Groupie Says Blame Her, Not Bartman]]></title>
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				A wannabe reality TV cleat chaser says she was out "drinking and hooking up" with members of the Cubs until 4 a.m. the night before the 2003 NLCS game 7. Why yes, she did go to Arizona State, how'd you guess? [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/01/exclusive-baseball-groupie-reveals-cubs-players-partied-until-4am-night-losing">RadarOnline</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5733625/proud-cubs-groupie-says-blame-her-not-bartman" title="Click here to read more about Proud Cubs Groupie Says Blame Her, Not Bartman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Jan 2011 10:05:06 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Wonderful World Of Twitter Prostitutes, Starring Ronny Turiaf And Ms. Candy Deepthroat (UPDATE)]]></title>
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				Twitter has opened up a whole new world where skirt-chasers and jersey-chasers can pursue each other with a minimum of fuss. At least until the girl puts the athlete on blast.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5723518/the-wonderful-world-of-twitter-prostitutes-starring-ronny-turiaf-and-ms-candy-deepthroat" title="Click here to read more about The Wonderful World Of Twitter Prostitutes, Starring Ronny Turiaf And Ms. Candy Deepthroat (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Jan 2011 13:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Barry Petchesky]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Andrei Kirilenko Hasn't Cashed In His Adultery Allowance Yet]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://sportsradiointerviews.com/">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: AK-47 only drinks his own milkshake.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5710546/andrei-kirilenko-hasnt-cashed-in-his-adultery-allowance-yet" title="Click here to read more about Andrei Kirilenko Hasn't Cashed In His Adultery Allowance Yet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Dec 2010 15:35:24 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[John Salley Story Corner: Dennis Rodman Will Blow Up Your Spot]]></title>
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				<em>Every week, John Salley, onetime Bad Boy and currently the arachnoid half of the <a href="http://adamcarolla.com/SHBlog/">Spider and the Henchman podcast</a>, will regale us with an amusing and occasionally salacious story from his playing days. Today: getting your spot blown up by Dennis Rodman</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5641188/john-salley-story-corner-dennis-rodman-will-try-to-blow-up-your-spot" title="Click here to read more about John Salley Story Corner: Dennis Rodman Will Blow Up Your Spot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Guided Tour Of Darren McFadden's Hotel Room, As Hosted By His Road Beef]]></title>
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				Athletes! Listen up! If you must bring a groupie back to your hotel room, don't leave her in there alone. She <em>will</em> take photos of everything and share them with the world.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5594989/a-guided-tour-of-darren-mcfaddens-hotel-room-as-hosted-by-his-road-beef/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about A Guided Tour Of Darren McFadden's Hotel Room, As Hosted By His Road Beef">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Tao Of Road Beef: Anonymous NFLer Teaches Us The Lessons Of Keeping Side Tail Happy]]></title>
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				"I'm not saying you take them to a steak dinner on a Saturday night, but little gifts here and there show appreciation. Think watches and dresses, maybe some cash." What, <a href="http://omg.yahoo.com/news/report-tiger-woods-mistress-gifts-subway-southwest-louis-vuitton/38373">no Subway sandwich</a>? [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2010/06/12/2010-06-12_anonymous_athlete_talks_chicks_on_the_side.html">Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5562325/the-tao-of-road-beef-anonymous-nfler-teaches-us-the-lessons-of-keeping-side-tail-happy" title="Click here to read more about The Tao Of Road Beef: Anonymous NFLer Teaches Us The Lessons Of Keeping Side Tail Happy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 Jun 2010 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chiefs' WR Dwayne Bowe On The Mechanics Of Road Beef]]></title>
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				Everyone knows that athletes tend to lead swinging lifestyles when they're on the road, but no one is really supposed to talk about it in public. Well, Kansas City wideout Dwayne Bowe just talked about it. A lot.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5543081/chiefs-wr-dwayne-bowe-on-the-mechanics-of-road-beef" title="Click here to read more about Chiefs' WR Dwayne Bowe On The Mechanics Of Road Beef">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The woman who claims she came between Reggie and Kim Kardashian has released a video of her in a bikini at Bush's home. Also, she's gotten a creepily Kim K-like makeover. Fatal Attraction stuff, after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5466174/reggie-bushs-self+proclaimed-jump+off-would-like-to-show-you-some-proof" title="Click here to read more about Reggie Bush's Self-Proclaimed Jump-Off Would Like To Show You Some Proof">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"I am a single now. I was a single guy then... [I] want to be able to perform. It's kind of funny, it's kind of not. That stuff will tear you up as far as your manhood is concerned." [<a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/93501/index.html">DPShow</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5448233/mark-grace-likes-sex-too-much-to-take-steroids" title="Click here to read more about Mark Grace Likes Sex Too Much To Take Steroids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We'll end this scandal-ridden ride on the back of the scorpion with a more general story about the behavior many ESPN employees past and present engage in as part of the "travel" crew. And where's there's road, there is beef.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5387074/espn-horndog-dossier-the-glossary-and-denouement-jed-drake-update" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Horndog Dossier: The Glossary And Denouement (JED DRAKE UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mark Grace And This Tramp-Stamped Bartender Have Apparently Met]]></title>
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				Mark Grace is the type of ex-athlete Kevin Costner wishes he could play in movies but just can't because he's Kevin Costner. <a href="http://huggingharoldreynolds.blogspot.com/2009/09/dc-bureau-exclusive-special.html">Hugging Harold Reynolds</a> uncovered a story about Grace that, if true, enhances his reputation as baseball's patron rogue.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5362001/mark-grace-and-this-tramp+stamped-bartender-have-apparently-met" title="Click here to read more about Mark Grace And This Tramp-Stamped Bartender Have Apparently Met">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/photos/009_posada.jpg">Laura Posada</a>. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/photos/009_burnett.jpg"> Karen Burnett</a>. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/photos/009_sabathia.jpg">Amber Sabathia</a>. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/photos/009_damon.jpg">Michelle Damon</a>. <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/photos/008_leigh.jpg">Leigh Teixeira</a>. These are the Yankee wives the <em><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162009/news/regionalnews/secrets_of_the_yank_wives_club_184876.htm?&page=3">NY Post</a></em> declares are the most popular and powerful of the Bronx Bombshells. Road beef beware.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5338494/meet-the-yankee-mean-girls" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Yankee Mean Girls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hi there, UK readers. I see you there, making up 0.54% of our visitors. Since you're the only ones awake and reading this right now, hopefully you'll heed this warning: I wouldn't sleep with any Premiership players for a while.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5314861/road-beef-spreads-love-disease-in-england" title="Click here to read more about Road Beef Spreads Love, Disease In England">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Onetime <a href="http://deadspin.com/5278807/a-portrait-of-the-columnist-as-a-young-virgin">declared virgin</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEFF PEARLMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEFF PEARLMAN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jeff-pearlman/">Jeff Pearlman</a> knows which baseball player was <a href="http://deadspin.com/5312951/oddly-enough-married-athletes-are-still-foolin-around">cold mackin'</a> on an intern in Houston recently, but he's not telling. All he'll say is that the ballplayer was &mdash; are you ready for this? &mdash; a Washington National.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5313791/report-unnamed-amorous-ballplayer-plays-for-team-that-appropriately-doesnt-know-how-to-score" title="Click here to read more about Report: Unnamed Amorous Ballplayer Plays For Team That Appropriately Doesn't Know How To Score">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				And here I thought Steve McNair's death would eradicate unfaithfulness among sports figures, the same way Charles Barkley's DUI was the last one of those to ever happen.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5312951/oddly-enough-married-athletes-are-still-foolin-around" title="Click here to read more about Oddly Enough, Married Athletes Are Still Foolin' Around">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>The E! True Hollywood Story</em> is documentary TV for people who don't really want to know about what actually goes on in the world. So why is it educating our nation's moms about the concept of "road beef"?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5310598/baseball-wives-teaches-your-wife-about-road-beef" title="Click here to read more about Baseball Wives Teaches Your Wife About &quot;Road Beef&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:00:07 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Cub reliever Carlos Marmol is taking a <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/1591343%2CCST-SPT-cubnt26.article">leave of absence</a> from his day job to fly to New York, as his wife is scheduled to give birth there this week. So then who was the very non-pregnant "female companion" <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/-1,carlos-marmol-gallery.photogallery?index=0">he was snuggling with</a> two weeks ago?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5270503/carlos-marmol-leaves-team-to-be-with-wife-not-pictured-his-wife" title="Click here to read more about Carlos Marmol Leaves Team To Be With Wife (Not Pictured: His Wife)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A non-sequitur of a post on bizarro world sports site MomLogic appears to be an anonymous confession from a "realistic" sports widow who knows what side her <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROAD BEEF" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROAD BEEF" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/road-beef/">road beef</a> is buttered on.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5261409/which-nba-wife-packs-her-husbands-condoms-when-he-goes-on-road-trips" title="Click here to read more about Which NBA Wife Packs Her Husband's Condoms When He Goes On Road Trips?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 May 2009 16:15:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 The Sports Hernia suggested that this woman who excitedly bounced in the stands after A-Rod's welcome back bomb is perhaps his Baltimore Road Beef. But she could also be his redemption angel. [<a href="http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2009/05/arod-returns-to-yanks-with-typical-baggage.html">SportsHernia</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5247184/maybe-this-young-lady-is-alex-rodriguezs-iris-gaines" title="Click here to read more about Maybe This Young Lady Is Alex Rodriguez's Iris Gaines">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Well not really, but he did answer <a href="http://www.playboy.com/">Playboy</a>'s 20 questions (okay, 19 out of 20 to be accurate). Topics include <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROAD BEEF" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROAD BEEF" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/road-beef/">road beef</a> and selling Manny on LA as the new Cleveland.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5237321/boras-bares-all-for-playboy" title="Click here to read more about Boras Bares All For Playboy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Road beef, etc.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5120536/the-year-insexual-trysts/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Year In...Sexual Trysts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:30:59 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Once upon a time, a site called The Black Table had a regular feature entitled Waxing Off, in which women gathered in an online roundtable to discuss issues of the day, and also to make fun of Will Leitch's shoes. And so we got to thinking: With so many great female sports bloggers out there, why not import the idea here? It's just crazy enough to work. So behold: The latest edition of Deadspin's Waxing Off. We found seven terrific female writers who were willing to pen short pieces on this week's topic: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #roadbeef" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #roadbeef" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roadbeef/">Road Beef</a>.

<a href="http://deadspin.com/5053163/getting-to-know-alfonso-sorianos-alleged-road-beef">Alfonso Soriano has his Keri Wieson</a>, and <a href="http://deadspin.com/5052220/getting-to-know-jose-reyes-alleged-road-beef">Jose Reyes has his Bentley Matthews</a>. Allegedly. In the old days they called them mistresses, or groupies, or Me So Horny girls. Today, they're known as road beef. What motivates these enterprising ladies, who know that the athletes of their desires are married, with children and various pets? Let's see what our ladies have to say.

By the way, if you'd like to be part of the Waxing Off writing staff, email myself at <a href="mailto:Rick@Deadspin.com">Rick@Deadspin.com</a>, or Mr. Daulerio at <a href="mailto:AJD@Deadspin.com">AJD@Deadspin.com</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5061699/road-beef-big-papi-at-the-pink-pony-and-you" title="Click here to read more about Road Beef, Big Papi At The Pink Pony, And You">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:30:55 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				So, this seems like it could be a regular feature. Deadspin received a tip this weekend about pictures circulating on one Keri Wiesen's Facebook page (public to those in the Chicago network), which features this fleshy young lady in various friendly poses with the Chicago Cubs' (Central division champs! Hooray!) Alfonso Soriano. Ms. Wiesen seems to be a little torn in her loyalties, however, because one of the photos on her profile shows her wearing a Chicago White Sox jersey. Was Carlos Quentin not interested?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5053163/getting-to-know-alfonso-sorianos-alleged-road-beef" title="Click here to read more about Getting To Know Alfonso Soriano's Alleged Road Beef">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:30:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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