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			<title><![CDATA[Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights]]></title>
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				This is from an email that was forwarded to us this afternoon that was supposedly taken in a Houston hair salon while <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER CLEMENS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER CLEMENS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-clemens/">Roger Clemens</a> had his highlights touched-up.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5194606/now-seems-like-a-perfect-time-for-roger-clemens-to-bring-back-the-highlights" title="Click here to read more about Now Seems Like A Perfect Time For Roger Clemens To Bring Back The Highlights">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I guess the lesson is that you don't come into Henry Waxman's house talking smack. Just hours after Congress recommended that <a href="http://deadspin.com/361837/congress-decides-that-its-time--for-the-comfy-chair">Roger Clemens' testimony be examined by the Justice Department</a>, the FBI announced that <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2008-02-28-clemens-testimony_N.htm">it has begun investigating whether the pitcher lied to Congress</a> when he denied taking steroids. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/362016/the-other-shoe-drops-in-clemens-case" title="Click here to read more about The Other Shoe Drops In Clemens Case">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:29:46 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I know that this isn't the favorite part of your day, but it must be done: Here's your Roger Clemens update. Noting direct contradictions in testimony given by Clemens to a congressional committee in a private hearing on Feb. 5 and at a public hearing on Feb. 13 regarding steroids, congressional leaders have asked the Justice Department <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/23342772/">to consider a possible perjury investigation</a>. Henry Waxman (tenting fingers): "Release the hounds!"				<a href="http://deadspin.com/361837/congress-decides-that-its-time--for-the-comfy-chair" title="Click here to read more about Congress Decides That It's Time ... For The Comfy Chair!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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