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				Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer are set to meet in the Australian Open semifinals on Thursday, in a match scheduled to begin at 3:30 a.m. ET. It's the 27th time the pair have met on a tennis court, with the Majorcan matador holding a 17-9 edge all-time, 7-2 in Grand Slams. The meeting is notable, considering Nadal's uncharacteristically salty comments about his hirsute Swiss rival before the tournament. The last time Nadal and Federer met Down Under was in the 2009 final, an epic four-hour, five-setter that ended with an inconsolable Federer in tears.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5879355/your-oh-no-its-330-am--liveblog-of-nadal-vs-federer-at-the-australian-open" title="Click here to read more about Your &quot;Oh No, It's 3:30 A.M. &quot; Liveblog Of Federer-Nadal At The Australian Open">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 03:15:49 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Djokovic-Federer Had Nothing On Christ-Satan, Says Writer Who Is Not Joking]]></title>
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				"The match between Djokovic and Federer in New York was quite a spectacle, but it was nothing compared to Christ's victory over sin and death and Satan. 'And having disarmed the powers and authorities, he made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over them by the cross.' (Colossians 2:15) Memo to Satan: Get over it. You have been defeated." [<a href="http://www.christianpost.com/news/memo-to-roger-federer-novak-simply-joked-55980/">Christian Post</a>, via <a href="http://www.dropshotdispatch.com/2011/09/22/christian-website-compares-roger-federer-to-satan/">Drop Shot Dispatch</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5842876/djokovic+federer-had-nothing-on-christ+satan-says-writer-who-is-not-joking" title="Click here to read more about Djokovic-Federer Had Nothing On Christ-Satan, Says Writer Who Is Not Joking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Sep 2011 10:41:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Grantland Republished David Foster Wallace's Epic 2006 Essay on Roger Federer, And You Should Go Read It Now]]></title>
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				 The late author's profile, written for the now-defunct <em>Play</em>, "constituted a dream pairing of writer and subject" that "still stands as one of the most stirring, illuminating essays ever written about the beauty of sport at its highest level," according to the Grantland introduction provided by Michael MacCambridge.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5838814/grantland-republished-david-foster-wallaces-epic-2006-essay-on-roger-federer-and-you-should-go-read-it-now" title="Click here to read more about Grantland Republished David Foster Wallace's Epic 2006 Essay on Roger Federer, And You Should Go Read It Now">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/971 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/971 --> In late June, French "action painter" Jean-Pierre Blanchard <a href="https://sponsorship.credit-suisse.com/app/article/index.cfm?fuseaction=OpenArticle&aoid=311477&coid=279860&lang=EN">completed a Roger Federer portrait </a>in just four minutes. The piece was bought for 16,000 Swiss Francs, or about $20,000 USD, and because all of the proceeds went to charity, we will refrain from speculating on its actual worth. We've gone ahead and sped up the four-minute video to better match your attention span for the potent mixture of art, tennis, and speed-painting. Caution: Chipmunkesque string music ahead.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5821789/roger-federer-is-art-in-warp-speed" title="Click here to read more about Roger Federer Is Art In Warp Speed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for June 30, the day <a href="http://www.ny1.com/content/top_stories/141994/turtles-on-jfk-tarmac-create-flight-delays">the turtles won</a>. Photo via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/FortyDeuceTwits">@FortyDeuceTwits</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5817016/no-country-club-for-old-men" title="Click here to read more about No Country Club For Old Men">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A quick primer on <a href="http://www.sportsfeat.com/">SportsFeat</a>: Every day, we post great sports writing from across the web, both new stuff and classics. A companion to <a href="http://longform.org/">Longform.org</a>, the site is designed to be used with services like Instapaper and Read It Later, so you can read the stories later on your phone, iPad or Kindle. You can find our picks at <a href="http://www.sportsfeat.com/">SportsFeat.com</a>, of course-we also send them out via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/sportsfeat/">Twitter</a> and <a href="http://www.sportsfeat.com/feed/">RSS</a>. Every Friday, we'll be sharing a group of favorites with Deadspin. Up first: stories about winning and losing at Wimbledon.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5812765/stories-that-dont-suck-sportsfeats-guide-to-wimbledon" title="Click here to read more about Stories That Don't Suck: SportsFeat's Guide To Wimbledon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for June 6, the day we <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/06/04/2251664/to-the-bidders-go-bernie-madoffs.html">learned the value of Bernie Madoff's underwear</a>. H/T @bubbaprog, proprietor of <a href="http://mocksession.com/">mocksession.com</a>, for <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/bubbaprog/status/77559258606088195">accurately predicting</a> what might tickle us this morning (and others for sending in their own grabs).</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5808860/mavericks-fan-sitting-behind-george-lopez-speaks-for-all-america" title="Click here to read more about Mavericks Fan Sitting Behind George Lopez Speaks For All America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Your morning roundup for June 4, the day our plumbing issues <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/06/03/Snake-slithers-out-of-Pa-womans-toilet/UPI-82401307088000/">got put in perspective</a>. Pic <a href="http://www.kckrs.com/lil-jon-and-the-dutch-national-team-have-something-to-tell-you/">via.</a></em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5808491/lil-jon-still-supports-dutch-national-team-even-after-drug-tourism-crackdown" title="Click here to read more about Lil Jon Still Supports Dutch National Team Even After Drug Tourism Crackdown">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				At left, <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Choire/status/76706730741989376">a screengrab of Roger Federer from today's French Open semifinal</a>. At right, a wire photo from Federer's quarterfinal matchup on Tuesday. Exact same outfit: much more prominent frank and beans.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5808328/ok-well-ask-whats-going-on-with-roger-federers-magic-bulge" title="Click here to read more about OK, We'll Ask: What's Going On With Roger Federer's Magic Bulge?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/822 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/822 --> The poor girl just wanted a selfie with the maestro, and all she got was a pitying hug. But &mdash; and I say this as a former boy band fanatic &mdash; I would not completely rule out the possibility that there was some kind of ulterior motive going on here. After all, a pitying hug from Roger Federer is still a hug from Roger Federer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5807376/roger-federer-causes-fan-hysteria-loss-in-gravity" title="Click here to read more about Roger Federer Causes Fan Hysteria, Loss In Gravity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/789 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/789 --> Novak Djokovic has <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/19913/top-10-of-djokovics-record-run">won 38 straight tennis matches in the 2011 season</a>, and he hasn't lost in 40 outings, dating back to November's Davis Cup. His dominance has been nearly absolute; in seven months, <a href="http://espn.go.com/tennis/players/profile?playerId=296">he's dropped just eight sets</a>, and that includes seven wins against either Rafael Nadal or Roger Federer. But even with about 70 hours of playing time to look back on, Djokovic's ability is best viewed on each match point, which is always the most <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wjXw_rWx1BQ#t=318s">simply satisfying moment </a>of tennis.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5804779/admiring-novak-djokovics-last-40-match-points" title="Click here to read more about Admiring Novak Djokovic's Last 40 Match Points">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/755 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Deadspin/videos/755 --> Roger Federer dropped his third round Italian Open match, 4-6, 7-6 (2), 7-6 (4), to Richard Gasquet yesterday. "I definitely feel I should never have lost this match," Federer said afterwards. "I just couldn't come up with the shots." This one, of all shots, he came up with.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5801572/roger-federer-lost-but-he-still-managed-to-do-something-only-roger-federer-can-do" title="Click here to read more about Roger Federer Lost, But He Still Managed To Do Something Only Roger Federer Can Do">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 2, the day that the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/02/arizona.flight.diverted/index.html?hpt=C1">color starts returning to the knuckles</a> of passengers and crew on Southwest Flight 812, the plane with a <a href="http://www.avweb.com/avwebflash/news/SouthwestAirlines812_InFlightFuselageRupture_204403-1.html">three-foot hole in its side</a></em>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5788223/dennis-rodman-recognizes-the-importance-of-family" title="Click here to read more about Dennis Rodman Recognizes The Importance Of Family">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We've been getting a lot of "Black & Yellow" remixes lately. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0S6ei_lX9o">White and green</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0HIbq6g06E">Green and yellow</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwB3aUTUb34">Red and blue</a>. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgNj8NQ7QzM">Red and navy</a>. And so on. But we were sorely missing out on a tennis-specific remix. Until now.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5742954/the-eli-porter-of-tennis-rap-makes-for-best-black--yellow-remix-yet" title="Click here to read more about The Eli Porter Of Tennis Rap Makes For Best &quot;Black & Yellow&quot; Remix Yet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5742645/the-duke-bench-is-sad-possibly-possessed" title="Click here to read more about The Duke Bench Is Sad, Possibly Possessed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A prediction: Rafael Nadal will never win another U.S. Open.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5637812/nadal-finally-wins-his-us-open-sucks-for-us" title="Click here to read more about Nadal Finally Wins His U.S. Open. Sucks For Us.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Sep 2010 13:45:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Earlier, we drew your attention to <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/What-did-Roger-Federer-say-that-got-his-audio-du;_ylt=AodPkUu1T26kyUj._5GGR4A4v7YF?urn=ten-268335">a minor hubbub over Roger Federer's interview with Pam Shriver</a>, during which his audio cut out for several highly suspicious seconds. What could he have said, we wondered? Well, now we have an answer.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5634334/what-roger-federer-actually-said-in-that-espn-interview" title="Click here to read more about What Roger Federer Actually Said In That ESPN Interview">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:10:23 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: s8k__4ezIyI --><!-- /videoId: s8k__4ezIyI --> It's startlingly similar to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRo72MUUZnE">his tweener at his US Open opener last year</a>. Federer doing dark sorcery: Flushing's greatest tradition.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5626279/roger-federers-absurd-between+the+legs-shot" title="Click here to read more about Roger Federer's Absurd Between-The-Legs Shot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Roger Federer dropped his first two sets to something called Alejandro Falla, the 60th ranked player on the tour. Whether it's an epic upset, or an epic comeback, it's worth watching. (<strong>UPDATE</strong>: Federer won. Of course he did.) [<a href="http://www.wimbledon.org/en_GB/index.html">Wimbledon</a>, ESPN2]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5568721/federer-on-brink-of-bad-kind-of-history" title="Click here to read more about Federer On Brink Of Bad Kind Of History">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Roger Federer owed Robin Soderling a beer for taking out Nadal last year. Well, consider them even, now that Soderling has ended Federer's streak of 23 consecutive Grand Slam semifinals. [<a href="http://www.atpworldtour.com/News/Tennis/2010/05/Roland-Garros/Roland-Garros-Tuesday2-Soderling-Stuns-Federer.aspx">ATP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5552740/federer-loses-ending-possibly-unbreakable-streak" title="Click here to read more about Federer Loses, Ending Possibly Unbreakable Streak">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Jun 2010 15:50:36 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:45:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 31 Jan 2010 10:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"The tabloids are going crazy, sponsor contracts are falling apart. ... I've always been aware that the image you patiently construct for an entire career can be ruined in a minute" [<a href="http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1953911,00.html?eref=sihp">Golf.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5449065/roger-federer-spoke-to-his-elusive-shaving-buddy-tiger-woods-he-needs-calm" title="Click here to read more about Roger Federer Spoke To His Elusive Shaving Buddy Tiger Woods: "He Needs Calm."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:05:19 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA["SI" Writer Jon Wertheim Would Like You To Watch Roger Federer's Giggle Fit]]></title>
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				<em>Sports Illustrated</em> senior writer <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonwertheim" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonwertheim" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/jonwertheim/">Jon Wertheim</a>, author of <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Strokes-Genius-Federer-Greatest-Played/dp/0547232802">Strokes of Genius: Federer, Nadal, and the Greatest Match Ever Played</a></i>, was kind enough to let me bother him. Here, he considers <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tigerwoods/">Tiger Woods</a> and challenges <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #willleitch" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #willleitch" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/willleitch/">Will Leitch</a> to a bet:				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5419827/si-writer-jon-wertheim-would-like-you-to-watch-roger-federers-giggle-fit" title="Click here to read more about "SI" Writer Jon Wertheim Would Like You To Watch Roger Federer's Giggle Fit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5418575/fame-and-fortune-on-the-razors-edge/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5362253/its-bizarro-phillies-dad" title="Click here to read more about It's Bizarro Phillies Dad!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Federer, bitching to the umpire about a late challenge by eventual winner Juan Martin del Potro: "Don't tell me to be quiet, OK? ... I don't give a shit what he said, OK?" Such grace! [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NfLZGZ-ULg&feature=related">YouTube</a>, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slug=ap-usopen&prov=ap&type=lgns">AP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5359745/what-is-wrong-with-our-angry-tennis-players" title="Click here to read more about What Is Wrong With Our Angry Tennis Players?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:00:17 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5359045/oj-simpsons-last-remaining-fan-and-other-tales-of-woe/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Greetings, Deadspin tennis fans! It's that time of year again!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5348477/it-must-be-lust-deadspins-2009-us-open-preview" title="Click here to read more about It Must Be Lust: Deadspin's 2009 U.S. Open Preview">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The economically-inclined  folks at <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203706604574371013208743826.html">The Wall Street Journal</a> have taken the time to quantify this sobering figure: It takes A-Rod 6 pitches to make $100k.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5345261/heres-some-news-that-will-depress-you-the-reality-of-100k-for-top+tier-athletes" title="Click here to read more about Here's Some News That Will Depress You: The Reality Of $100K For Top-Tier Athletes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:45:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-federer/">Roger Federer</a> has his own personalized $3,000-a-night suite at the Carlyle Hotel&mdash;with monogrammed pillows!&mdash;just for the two weeks a year he spends ruling the U.S. Open. Unfortunately, Rafael Nadal has the only key. [<a href="http://www.observer.com/2009/slideshow/111257/roger-federer-suite">Observer</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5330572/spend-the-night-in-roger-federers-bed" title="Click here to read more about Spend The Night In Roger Federer's Bed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In London, sports are sport, <a href="http://www.chickendinner.co.uk/index.php/2009/07/06/heroic-andy-roddick-nets-chickendinner-a-tidy-profit">Americans are ungracious blokes</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ANDY RODDICK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ANDY RODDICK" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/andy-roddick/">Andy Roddick</a> is brave, tenacious, athletic and bloody valorous. So like Hamlet, Othello and Romeo before him, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/07/05/2009-07-05_andy_roddick_is_dandy_in_defeat_but_fiveset_loss_to_roger_federer_leaves_him_bro.html">Roddick naturally became the tragic hero</a> in the British writer's five-act narrative arc.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5308443/british-press-finds-its-tragic-hero-in-an-american" title="Click here to read more about British Press Finds Its Tragic Hero In An American">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em>Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to <a href="mailto:tips@deadspin.com">tips@deadspin.com</a>. Subject: Morning crap</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5307783/holy-crap-andy" title="Click here to read more about Holy Crap, Andy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I'm sure we'll see this same picture in, oh, 90 minutes: Roddick once again holding his sad plate standing next to a smirking Federer. If you're the gamblin' sort,  a Roddick <a href="http://sports.bodog.com/sports-betting/tennis-atp.jsp">victory pays out ridiculously</a>. Live that dream.[<a href="<a href="http://tennis.fanhouse.com/2009/07/05/wimbledon-finals-live-chat">Fanhouse</a>/<a href="http://wimbledonlive.nbcsports.com/player.html#">NBC</a>]</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5307651/rodderer-fedrick-wimbledon-open-thread" title="Click here to read more about Rodderer. Fedrick. Wimbledon Open Thread">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:45:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The footage for a catchy Gillette commercial: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TIGER WOODS" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/tiger-woods/">Tiger Woods</a> fist-pumping, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DEREK JETER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DEREK JETER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/derek-jeter/">Derek Jeter</a> fist-pumping, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-federer/">Roger Federer</a> fist-pumping. Oh, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICKY RUBIO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RICKY RUBIO" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/ricky-rubio/">Ricky Rubio</a> shooting free throws. Minnesota fans, have confidence in your <strike>boy</strike> man! [<a href="http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2009/07/did-gillette-jump-the-gun-on-the-ricky-rubio-spot/">The Hoop Doctors</a> via <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Gillette-pairs-Rubio-with-Jeter-Federer-?urn=nba,174382">Balls Don't Lie</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5306423/at-least-ricky-rubio-will-appear-somewhere-in-america" title="Click here to read more about At Least Ricky Rubio Will Appear Somewhere In America">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Sports Illustrated's Jon Wertheim uses the 2008 Wimbledon final to reflect on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-federer/">Roger Federer</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RAFAEL NADAL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RAFAEL NADAL" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/rafael-nadal/">Rafael Nadal</a> and their rivalry, begetting "the greatest tennis match every played," the 2008 Wimbledon Final. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Strokes-Genius-Federer-Greatest-Played/dp/0547232802">Buy it here</a>, if you're feeling frisky.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5284663/book-excerpts-that-dont-suck-strokes-of-genius" title="Click here to read more about Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: Strokes of Genius">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:30:47 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				During the second set of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FRENCH OPEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged FRENCH OPEN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/french-open/">French Open</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-federer/">Roger Federer</a> was hassled by a person waving a Barcelona flag, who somehow managed to make his way onto the Roland Garros court and <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hrSP3_8qfCYlCvovgXwjpdH5sV-AD98LTKN01">get all up in Federer's face.</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5282122/barca-loon-attempts-to-rattle-federer-with-annoying-flag+to+the+face-taunt" title="Click here to read more about Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				That's 14 major titles for <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROGER FEDERER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/roger-federer/">Roger Federer</a>, tying Pete Sampras, and securing his place as one of the most dominant athlete's in history. R-Fed waxed Robin Soderling 6-1, 7-6 (1), 6-4. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/08/sports/tennis/08tennis.html?hp">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5282055/greatest-tennis-player-ever-finally-conquers-the-pretty-clay" title="Click here to read more about Greatest Tennis Player Ever Finally Conquers The Pretty Clay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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