What to watch as you maneuver Tank Chair into viewing position to watch ANYTHING YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE ...
• College basketball: Georgetown at Pittsburgh (7 p.m., ET); Oklahoma at Kansas (9 p.m., ET); Gonzaga at Pepperdine (midnight, ET). Screw sleep; let's watch Pepperdine! [ESPN]
• NHL: New York Rangers at Pittsburgh. (7 p.m., ET). There Will Be Blood. [Versus]
• Tennis: Australian Open, early rounds, at Melbourne (9 p.m., ET). Did this happen yesterday, or is it happening tomorrow? My head's asplodin'. [ESPN Classic] [ESPN2]