R&B singer Ciara’s 30th birthday was Sunday, and to celebrate, her boyfriend Russell Wilson threw her a party. The couple dressed up as Catwoman and Batman, and Wilson strengthened the theory that it’s incredibly difficult to not look like a dork in a full Batman costume. (Sure, you feel cool, and that’s all that matters, but it still looks ridiculous.)

Wow, look at these two beautiful people who are totally fine not having sex:

Beyoncé and Serena Williams also showed up:

Looks fun! After the party, Russell and Ciara presumably took off their rubber fetish suits and went to sleep immediately.

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