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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2030 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/2030 --> Here's a clip from yesterday's John Thompson Show on ESPN 980 in Washington, D.C., during which a discussion of <a href="http://deadspin.com/5867318/a-guide-to-the-medical-semantic-mess-of-ryan-brauns-ped-case">Ryan Braun's PED incident</a> took place. (Deadspin edited about a minute from the discussion for brevity.) The program quickly moves onto a new topic once Thompson mentions that he doesn't know what herpes is and is informed "it's a venereal disease."				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5877613/former-georgetown-coach-john-thompson-doesnt-know-what-herpes-is" title="Click here to read more about Former Georgetown Coach John Thompson Doesn't Know What Herpes Is [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Victor Conte Says Ryan Braun's Test Result Is Exactly What You'd Expect From Fast-Acting Testosterone, Not Anabolic Steroids]]></title>
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				<em>Every morning, the fine folks at <a href="http://www.sportsradiointerviews.com">Sports Radio Interviews</a> sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Conte says Braun is "dead in the water."</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5869473/victor-conte-says-ryan-brauns-test-result-is-exactly-what-youd-expect-from-fast+acting-testosterone-not-anabolic-steroids" title="Click here to read more about Victor Conte Says Ryan Braun's Test Result Is Exactly What You'd Expect From Fast-Acting Testosterone, Not Anabolic Steroids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Guide To The Medical, Semantic Mess Of Ryan Braun's PED Case]]></title>
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				We told you <a href="http://deadspin.com/5866948/report-national-league-mvp-ryan-braun-failed-a-performance+enhancing-drug-test">on Saturday night</a> about Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun, the reigning National League MVP, and his failed drug test.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5867318/a-guide-to-the-medical-semantic-mess-of-ryan-brauns-ped-case" title="Click here to read more about A Guide To The Medical, Semantic Mess Of Ryan Braun's PED Case">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:43:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Report: National League MVP Ryan Braun Failed A Performance-Enhancing-Drug Test]]></title>
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				Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun is disputing the results of his recent urine test, which is why MLB hasn't announced the result or any discipline. If Braun's appeal fails, he would face a 50-game suspension next spring.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5866948/report-national-league-mvp-ryan-braun-failed-a-performance+enhancing-drug-test" title="Click here to read more about Report: National League MVP Ryan Braun Failed A Performance-Enhancing-Drug Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 10 Dec 2011 19:56:30 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jack Dickey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ryan Braun Is MVP, Ken Williams's Lobster Was Compromised, And Other Hot Fucking Stove Developments]]></title>
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				Your roundup of all the hottest hot-stove items of the day (and whatever shit <a href="http://deadspin.com/5861877/ken-rosenthal-to-my-mom-about-me-tell-that-little-twit-">Ken Rosenthal is throwing against the wall</a>). This is ... HOT FUCKING STOVE!!!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5861983/ryan-braun-is-mvp-voters-are-stupid-and-other-hot-fucking-stove-developments" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun Is MVP, Ken Williams's Lobster Was Compromised, And Other Hot Fucking Stove Developments">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jose Reyes Is One Point Ahead Of Ryan Braun For The NL Batting Title With One Game To Play (UPDATE)]]></title>
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				No Met has ever won a batting title, and Reyes is hitting .336, while Braun is hitting .335.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5844716/jose-reyes-is-one-point-ahead-of-ryan-braun-for-the-nl-batting-title-with-one-game-to-play" title="Click here to read more about Jose Reyes Is One Point Ahead Of Ryan Braun For The NL Batting Title With One Game To Play (UPDATE)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Last night, it was <a href="http://deadspin.com/5836450/watch-reggie-miller-watch-ryan-braun-trip-as-he-fails-to-complete-an-inside+the+park-home-run">video of Reggie Miller watching Ryan Braun of the Brewers falling face first after rounding third</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836789/yeah-ryan-braun-is-still-hearing-about-his-failed-inside+the+park-home-run-trot" title="Click here to read more about Yeah, Ryan Braun Is Still Hearing About His Failed Inside-The-Park Home Run Trot">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1122 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1122 --> This video comes to you courtesy of the folks over at <a href="http://awfulannouncing.com/2011-articles/august/ryan-braun-faceplant-triple-reggie-miller.html">AwfulAnnouncing.com</a>, who point out that retired hoopster Reggie Miller and active Brewer Ryan Braun are neighbors in California. Tonight, the former got to watch the latter complete seven-eighths of an inside-the-park home run before falling flat on his face, thus earning applause.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5836450/watch-reggie-miller-watch-ryan-braun-trip-as-he-fails-to-complete-an-inside+the+park-home-run" title="Click here to read more about Watch Reggie Miller Watch Ryan Braun Trip And Fail To Complete An Inside-The-Park Home Run">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1036 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1036 --> You can watch Tony La Russa <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_GKkJJffE#t=45s">try and fail to justify himself</a> &mdash; he cycles through logical fallacies as if they were middle relievers in a 5-4 ballgame against the Reds &mdash; or you can watch young Mack Scocca-Ho capture the essence of La Russa's monologue in the video above.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827753/tony-la-russas-tortured-petulant-justification-for-plunking-ryan-braun-as-read-by-a-4+year+old-boy" title="Click here to read more about Tony La Russa's Tortured, Petulant Justification For Plunking Ryan Braun, As Read By A 4-Year-Old Boy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1033 --><!-- /videoId: explore/deadspin/videos/1033 --> The Cardinals plunked the Brewers with a couple clauses of baseball's unwritten rules in <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=310802108&teams=st.-louis-cardinals-vs-milwaukee-brewers">an 8-7, extra-inning win</a> last night. After Albert Pujols was<a href="http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2011-08-03/albert-pujols-hand-not-broken-but-he-may-miss-cardinals-brewers-series-finale"> hit in the hand </a>by an errant Takashi Saito pitch in the top of the seventh, Cards pitcher Jason Motte twice threw at Ryan Braun, connecting on the second attempt with Braun's back. Predictably, the crews for Fox Sports Midwest (the Cards' broadcaster) and Fox Sports Wisconsin had rather different reactions to Motte's pitch.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5827532/how-the-brewers-and-cardinals-broadcast-crews-reacted-to-the-ryan-braun-plunking-last-night" title="Click here to read more about How The Brewers' And Cardinals' Broadcast Crews Reacted To The Ryan Braun Plunking Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 <em>Your morning roundup for April 23, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/04/22/tennessee.gaga.heart.attack/index.html">the day we hear about how a Tennessee woman's heart stopped beating for five minutes as a Lady Gaga tribute</a>.</em>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5794917/heres-the-scene-that-awaited-the-orlando-magics-jason-richardson-after-last-nights-pimp+slap-ejection" title="Click here to read more about Here's The Scene That Awaited The Orlando Magic's Jason Richardson After Last Night's Pimp-Slap Ejection">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Our friends at Talking Chop spotted <a href="http://www.talkingchop.com/2011/4/7/2097128/the-bronn-braun-conspiracy-or-tc-on-tv">something strange</a> during the Brewers-Braves broadcast Thursday afternoon.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790266/ryan-braun-did-not-actually-suggest-prince-fielder-is-a-threat-to-your-bag-of-potato-chips" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun Did Not Actually Suggest Prince Fielder Is A Threat To Your Bag Of Potato Chips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Brewers' left fielder also has entrepreneurial moxie: First, it was his stunning <a href="http://deadspin.com/5277789/ryan-braun-would-like-to-help-you-grease-up-your-wardrobe">Ream Tee fashion line</a>; now it's his <a href="http://www.bugsandcranks.com/tylermaas/baseball/braun-puts-the-t-and-a-in-eoe/">new restaurant which is looking for "models that are bartenders" to fill his "starting line up."</a> <em>275 fist explosions.</em> [<a href="http://www.bugsandcranks.com/tylermaas/baseball/braun-puts-the-t-and-a-in-eoe/">B&C</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5492603/calling-all-models-who-bartend-ryan-braun-would-like-to-hire-you-stat" title="Click here to read more about Calling All Models Who Bartend: Ryan Braun Would Like To Hire You STAT">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				At another one of those REMETEE events (<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277789/ryan-braun-would-like-to-help-you-grease-up-your-wardrobe">remember: like "remedy" not "ream tea"</a>) the model-turned-whatever privately told one photog what she thought of Braun's creation: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." [<a href="http://www.milwaukeenights.com/gallery/Krupa/JoannaAB03.jpg.html">Milwaukee Nights</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5345260/apparently-joanna-krupa-is-not-a-fan-of-ryan-brauns-fashion-line" title="Click here to read more about Apparently Joanna Krupa Is Not A Fan Of Ryan Braun's Fashion Line">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Fact: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYAN BRAUN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYAN BRAUN" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/ryan-braun/">Ryan Braun</a> was asked to be on "The Bachelor." Fact: He said 'no thanks.' [<a href="http://www.wisn.com/sports/19671716/detail.html">Wisn.com</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5286406/remetee-owner-passes-up-opportunity-to-humiliate-desperate-women-on-national-television" title="Click here to read more about REMETEE Owner Passes Up Opportunity To Humiliate Desperate Women On National Television">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Those searching relentlessly for a t-shirt designed to better accentuate spray tans, distressed jeans, and forearm skull tattoos owe the Brewers left fielder an exploding fist-bump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5277789/ryan-braun-would-like-to-help-you-grease-up-your-wardrobe" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Braun Would Like To Help You Grease Up Your Wardrobe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I like to imagine a scenario in which Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun is sitting in a conference room with his agent and a representative from the Remington razor corporation. <a href="http://theangryt.com/?p=1147">An opportunity</a> has been presented to the charismatic young slugger, but he is hesitant. "Remember," the Draper-esque shaving executive says, as he leans in and puts a reassuring hand on Braun's forearm. "The key word is 'tasteful.'"				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5069946/marisa-miller-plus-ryan-braun-equals-a-whole-lot-of-ball-jokes" title="Click here to read more about Marisa Miller Plus Ryan Braun Equals A Whole Lot Of Ball Jokes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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