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			<title><![CDATA[Young Cubs Fan Mocks Ryan Dempster's Pain]]></title>
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				This young fan in blue has thoroughly enjoyed <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYAN DEMPSTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RYAN DEMPSTER" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/ryan-dempster/">Ryan Dempster</a>'s comical fall over a dugout railing, not realizing that the pitcher has just fractured his big toe and will spend a month on the DL. Go Cubbies!				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5310189/young-cubs-fan-mocks-ryan-dempsters-pain" title="Click here to read more about Young Cubs Fan Mocks Ryan Dempster's Pain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:35:59 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Those Cubbies, They're Out Of Control]]></title>
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				Our fear of a Cubs World Series title this year <a href="http://deadspin.com/373979/baseball-season-preview-st-louis-cardinals">are well documented</A>, and they're not doing much to assuage those fears right now: They've won <a href="http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2008/4/22/447476/onedec">five in a row</A> and opened up a game-and-a-half lead over our Cardinals despite a creeping fear that this is as good as St. Louis is going to get this year. 				<a href="http://deadspin.com/383005/those-cubbies-theyre-out-of-control" title="Click here to read more about Those Cubbies, They're Out Of Control">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:10:28 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ryan Dempster Says ... No Wait ... He Says ... Really ... The Cubs ... Ha ... Sorry, We Just Can't]]></title>
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				You'll have to forgive us, considering this happened pretty early in the day yesterday, but, well ... sometimes we just can't help ourselves. We have to point out <A href="http://deadspin.com/sports/ryan-dempster-likes-you-topless/ryan-dempster-will-make-you-root-for-the-cubs-307639.php">legendary romantic</A> Ryan Dempster's bold proclamation for the Cubs this season.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/356313/ryan-dempster-says--no-wait--he-says--really--the-cubs--ha--sorry-we-just-cant" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Dempster Says ... No Wait ... He Says ... Really ... The Cubs ... Ha ... Sorry, We Just Can't">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:05:42 EST]]></pubDate>
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A reader named "Al" sends in the above picture, and the following story, after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/307639/ryan-dempster-will-make-you-root-for-the-cubs" title="Click here to read more about Ryan Dempster Will Make You Root For The Cubs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:30:51 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You might think of Ryan Dempster as the red-bearded "closer" for the Chicago Cubs ... but he knows himself as something so much more. Ryan Dempster ... <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/cubs-ryan-dempster-offseason-includes-training-to-be-ninja-and-harry-caray-impersonator-12450.php">ninja!</a>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/246266/we-think-ninjas-would-make-great-closers-actually" title="Click here to read more about We Think Ninjas Would Make Great Closers, Actually">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:00:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Earlier, we talked about new Dodgers pitcher Greg Maddux's pretty debut for Los Angeles, tossing a no-hitter for six innings and generally showing why it's always a pleasure to have a Greg Maddux on your team.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/192117/greg-maddux-wise-man-in-the-clubhouse" title="Click here to read more about Greg Maddux, Wise Man In The Clubhouse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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