Indians middle infielder Asdrubal Cabrera was traded to the Washington Nationals today. Shortly after the trade was made official, Chronicle Telegram reporter Brian Dulik snapped this picture of Cabrera going all Sad Keanu on us in the hallway outside the Indians locker room.

"Oh, I got traded? Welp, guess I really shouldn't be in the locker room, then. Nah, man, it's cool, I'll just go hang out here and play some Candy Crush. Later."