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			<title><![CDATA[100 Percent Of The NBA's Asian-American Population Now Plays In The D-League]]></title>
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				That was quick. <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/WojYahooNBA/status/159405081782009857">Adrian Wojnarowski is reporting</a> that Jeremy Lin is headed for a stint with the Erie Bayhawks, along with Jerome Jordan. Lin apparent failed to impress the Knicks' front office with his 1.8 PPG in five appearances, and with Baron Davis' return looming, Lin looks like a long shot to return. Oh well, it was <a href="http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/null/2011/12/4803460/fresh-nba-scrap-heap-possible-future-knicks-hero-jeremy-lin">fun while it lasted</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5876982/100-percent-of-the-nbas-asian+american-population-now-plays-in-the-d+league" title="Click here to read more about 100 Percent Of The NBA's Asian-American Population Now Plays In The D-League">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Son Of Packers Offensive Coordinator Is Missing, Believed To Have Fallen Into Icy River [UPDATE]]]></title>
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				 A rescue team in Oshkosh, Wis., is searching the icy waters of the Fox River for a person reported to have fallen in, while police are looking for a missing man they have identified as Michael T. Philbin. According to local reports, Philbin is the 21-year-old son of Green Bay Packers offensive coordinator Joe Philbin.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5874449/son-of-packers-offensive-coordinator-believed-to-have-fallen-into-icy-river" title="Click here to read more about Son Of Packers Offensive Coordinator Is Missing, Believed To Have Fallen Into Icy River [UPDATE]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Jan 2012 14:53:29 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adrian Peterson Had The Saddest New Year's Party]]></title>
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				Here's the Vikings running back, taking his cup of kindness and forgetting old acquaintance, by which I mean his ACL, MCL, and his medial and lateral menisci. [<a href="http://twitter.com/#!/AdrianPeterson/status/153677338754818048">@AdrianPeterson</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5872415/adrian-peterson-had-the-saddest-new-years-party" title="Click here to read more about Adrian Peterson Had The Saddest New Year's Party">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[76-Year-Old Woman Whose Dying Wish Was To See A Rangers Championship Died Last Night]]></title>
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				Heneri Ann Short of Red Oak, Texas, was a baseball fan her whole life: her father used to plop her on the mound as a baby when he pitched for his rural league team. She was a Rangers fan for as long as they existed. She battled bone and lung cancer for the last three months, finally deciding to stop the chemotherapy treatments. But she had one wish left.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5853994/76+year+old-woman-whose-dying-wish-was-to-see-a-rangers-championship-died-last-night" title="Click here to read more about 76-Year-Old Woman Whose Dying Wish Was To See A Rangers Championship Died Last Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:15:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[FreeDarko Says Goodbye]]></title>
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				FreeDarko is taking down its shingle, which is terrible news. Go read all the tributes <a href="http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2011/04/day-never-ended.html">they've compiled on the site</a>. There's very little I can add, except to say what I've said elsewhere: No one around <em>described</em> basketball &mdash; the actual, physical event &mdash; better than these guys did. I remember in particular one entry from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/FreeDarko-Presents-Macrophenomenal-Basketball-Almanac/dp/1596915617?tag=gmgamzn-20"><em>The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac</em></a>. Carmelo Anthony, one of the crew wrote, "works through possessions like logic puzzles," which is so offhandedly perfect that it takes a beat to realize that no one really writes like this anymore.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5790905/freedarko-says-goodbye" title="Click here to read more about FreeDarko Says Goodbye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Apr 2011 14:53:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[High School Player Hits Winning Shot To Clinch Perfect Season, Then Dies]]></title>
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				This is hard to comprehend as real but <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/michigan_high_school_hoops_player_y5wwMTNe4RLH3vjreTAJwL?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=">several</a> <a href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/41901127/ns/sports-other_sports/">real</a> <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/highschool/news/story?id=6180469">media outlets</a> are reporting it as true: Wes Leonard, a 16-year-old player on the Fennville High School basketball team in western Michigan, died after scoring the winning layup in Fennville's victory over Bridgman on Thursday to end his team's perfect 20-0 season. Leonard collapsed moment later and was rushed to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5776467/high-school-player-hits-winning-shot-to-clinch-perfect-season-then-dies" title="Click here to read more about High School Player Hits Winning Shot To Clinch Perfect Season, Then Dies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Mar 2011 10:00:18 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 Our great friend and part-time contributor (even though everyone who worked here considered her full-time), has decided to leave the lush life of freelance writing while praying her day job co-workers at The Prominent Money Managing Vampire Squid would not find out its Katie Baker was the same as <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5723478/barry-melrose-needs-a-beer-and-other-observations-from-the-behatted-and-be+styxed-winter-classic">that</a> Katie Baker. For Katie "Bakes" Baker is now a full-time sports writer. Yes, the Sports Fella has made the smartest decision of his career and hired Bakes for his <a href="http://deadspin.com/#!5636920/the-bill-simmons-top-secret-editorial-project-is-under-way">new editorial project</a>.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5762054/katie-baker-has-been-poached-by-bill-simmons-for-his-forthcoming-editorial-project" title="Click here to read more about Katie Baker Has Been Poached By Bill Simmons For His Forthcoming Editorial Project">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There is so much compressed sadness <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/25358439982">in this one tweet</a> that I think we can now upgrade Jose Canseco from professional sad sack to existential hero. I mean, at this point would you be at all surprised if his next tweet were, "woke up from uneazy dreams now ima bug ,help"?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5647457/will-someone-please-help-jose-canseco-get-his-decorative-light-fixtures-back" title="Click here to read more about Will Someone Please Help Jose Canseco Get His Decorative Light Fixtures Back?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A gold medal that once belonged to Mark Wells, the last player selected for the 1980 "Miracle on Ice" hockey team, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2002/01/27/sports/hockey-a-1980-olympian-is-dreaming-of-his-miracle-on-ice.html?pagewanted=all">now laid low</a> by a genetic disease of the spinal cord, is going up for auction. [<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/For-sale-one-Team-USA-hockey-Miracle-on-Ice-g?urn=nhl-270969&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter">Puck Daddy</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5643168/do-you-believe-in-owning-a-sad-bedridden-ex+hockey-players-cherished-keepsake-yes" title="Click here to read more about Do You Believe In Owning A Sad, Bedridden Ex-Hockey Player's Cherished Keepsake? Yes!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Greetings, cretins. We have an email request from a reader who's going through a rough patch. He wants off this hellish treadmill immediately. He will achieve this by...singing awful karaoke in a bar in Huron, Ohio. Guide him.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5609538/help-this-desperate-man-choose-the-worst-karaoke-song-ever" title="Click here to read more about Help This Desperate Man Choose The Worst Karaoke Song Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: d498d3b5131ee1c75c --><!-- /videoId: d498d3b5131ee1c75c --> During stoppage time &mdash; in overtime, no less &mdash; Uruguay's Luis Suarez was left with no choice but to commit a handball violation. Asamoah Gyan, who had made two PKs during the World Cup already, took it. He missed.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5578695/relive-the-ghanian-pk-miss-over-and-over-again" title="Click here to read more about Relive The Ghanian PK Miss Over And Over Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:00:27 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Prior's going to work out for scouts tomorrow, in the hopes of getting back to the big leagues. It's sad, and unsurprising, and we all wish him luck as we expect him to fail.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5575721/mark-priors-comeback-just-manages-to-depress-us-all-over-again" title="Click here to read more about Mark Prior's Comeback Just Manages To Depress Us All Over Again">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong><a href="http://deadspin.com/tag/dispatchesfromtheworldcup/">Luke:</a></strong> well, i just got robbed				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5572948/instant-messages-you-never-want-to-receive-from-your-world-cup-correspondent" title="Click here to read more about Instant Messages You Never Want To Receive From Your World Cup Correspondent">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:15:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Former NBA giant Manute Bol in serious condition in a Virginia hospital, suffering from kidney failure and something called Stevens–Johnson syndrome. All this because he spent the last several months building schools in Sudan.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5542097/manute-bol-is-not-doing-well" title="Click here to read more about Manute Bol Is Not Doing Well">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Judging by his Twitter account, Florida Atlantic's Mike Jarvis is now a celebrity spokesman for something called the EnergyCare Dream Pillow, which apparently worked so well for Jarvis that he slept through <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/clubhouse?teamId=2226">an entire basketball season</a>.  [<a href="http://twitter.com/coachmikejarvis/status/13807373025">@coachmikejarvis</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5536530/washed+up-coach-reduced-to-shamelessly-peddling-crap-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Washed-Up Coach Reduced To Shamelessly Peddling Crap On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hearns owes a ton of money to the IRS, and <a href="http://www.auctionflex.com/showlots.ap?co=20892&weventid=12022&weventitemid=0&wmaingroupid=0&wcatmastid=0&inventorytype=&mindate=20100401&maxdate=20110401&keyword=&lotsortorder=lotnumasc&pagenum=1&action=〈=En">he's been forced to auction off his possessions</a>. But it's not all priceless ring memories; the ordinary household items will break your heart just as much.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5507348/the-10-saddest-items-in-thomas-hitman-hearnss-police-auction/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The 10 Saddest Items In Thomas &quot;Hitman&quot; Hearns's Police Auction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Due to budget cuts, a Baltimore Catholic school is closing down the court that in December was renamed in memory of the father of two sophomore players. Better than selling the naming rights, I suppose. [<a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/high-school/bal-te.sp.flynn25mar25,0,4913217.story">Baltimore Sun</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5502971/high-school-players-late-father-honored--for-all-of-three-months" title="Click here to read more about High School Players' Late Father Honored &mdash; For All Of Three Months">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Earlier this month, Togo withdrew from the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #africacupofnations" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #africacupofnations" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/africacupofnations/">Africa Cup of Nations</a> when<a href="http://deadspin.com/5444454/togo-withdraws-from-tournament-after-machine+gun-attack-4-dead-reportedly"> Angolan separatists attacked its team bus with machine guns</a>, killing two delegation members. You would think the African Football Confederation would have sympathy. You would be wrong.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5460454/the-africa-cup-of-nations-will-not-runneth-over" title="Click here to read more about The Africa Cup Of Nations Will Not Runneth Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The Bears DE was rushed to the hospital early this morning with an apparent heart attack, and was pronounced dead. An autopsy is scheduled for later in the day. [<a href="http://www.greenvilleonline.com/article/20100117/NEWS/100117001/Former-Clemson-University-star-Gaines-Adams-dead-at-26">Greenville News</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5450202/gaines-adams-dead-at-26" title="Click here to read more about Gaines Adams, Dead At 26">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a href="http://www.hokiesports.com/wrestling/recaps/20100112aaa.html">Time to go home</a>. Forgive me. Announcements and such after the jump.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5448485/hooray-for-dong" title="Click here to read more about Hooray For Dong!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Every year, poor Bert Blyleven falls short of Cooperstown, and every year, he's asked how it feels. Looking back on 13 years of his glum responses is almost heartbreaking, like watching a frown in slow motion.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5442809/i-really-have-nothing-to-say-13-years-of-sad-bert-blyleven-reactions" title="Click here to read more about &quot;I Really Have Nothing To Say&quot;: 13 Years Of Sad Bert Blyleven Reactions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Lange's mother found him Saturday at his Hoboken apartment. He had six hesitation wounds, according to the <em>New York Post</em>, and three "deep plunges." Doctors managed to save him despite heavy bleeding. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/stern_sidekick_in_suicide_try_5m9Hwhn1OvpONlzbsiW3oJ">NYP</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5442531/artie-lange-stabbed-himself-nine-times-jesus" title="Click here to read more about Artie Lange Stabbed Himself Nine Times. Jesus.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"Urban, Urban, talk to me," says his wife, Shelley, while on the phone with the dispatcher. "He almost sounds like he's kind of trying to cry." [<a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls09/news/story?id=4785603">ESPN</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5438035/the-urban-meyer-911-call-is-unbearably-sad" title="Click here to read more about The Urban Meyer 911 Call Is Unbearably Sad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:57:03 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"As of this writing, the staff hasn't been told anything official, but the paper is moving forward with plans for a new product on Monday, and there have been no indications that product will include sports." RIP. [<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2009/12/goodbye_to_the_times_sports_se.html?wprss=dcsportsbog">D.C. Sports Bog</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5437356/washington-times-sports-section-goes-to-that-big-moonie-wedding-in-the-sky" title="Click here to read more about Washington Times Sports Section Goes To That Big Moonie Wedding In The Sky">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 The host of the classic highlight show "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgemichaelssportsmachine" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #georgemichaelssportsmachine" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/georgemichaelssportsmachine/">George Michael's Sports Machine</a>"&mdash;a.k.a., "SportsCenter" for people without cable&mdash;has passed away at the age of 70, no longer to be confused with the founder of Wham! He's already missed. [<a href="http://dcrtv.com/">DRCTV</a>/<a href="http://dcist.com/2009/12/legendary_dc_sportscaster_george_mi.php">DCist</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5433781/george-michael-spliced-into-the-great-highlight-reel-in-sky" title="Click here to read more about George Michael Spliced Into The Great Highlight Reel In Sky">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A Yankee fan who ran over a Red Sox fan with her car after he mocked her team has been found guilty of second-degree murder. <s>Shockingly, the New England jury did not consider it justifiable homicide.</s>				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5433311/more-last-minute-gift-ideas-a-murder-conviction" title="Click here to read more about More Last Minute Gift Ideas: A Murder Conviction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				You know Jackie Robinson and Branch Rickey, but maybe not <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lesterrodney" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lesterrodney" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/lesterrodney/">Lester Rodney</a>, the sportswriter who campaigned to break baseball's color line from the august pages of The Daily Worker, the U.S. Communist Party's rag. He died Sunday at 98. [<a href="http://keitholbermann.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/12/lester_rodney_has_died.html">Olbermann</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5432303/white-advocate-to-integrate-mlb-dies" title="Click here to read more about White Advocate To Integrate MLB Dies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:15:38 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"Jon Robinson had everything &mdash; looks, voice, charisma," a colleague said of the former Maryland hoopster, drive-time radio host, television anchor, Carolina Panthers public address announcer and, all along, cocaine and heroin addict.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5431332/the-drug+addled-voice-of-the-carolina-panthers-comes-clean" title="Click here to read more about The Drug-addled Voice Of The Carolina Panthers Comes Clean">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				ESPN, AP, and <a href="http://www.wbtv.com/global/story.asp?s=11689306">others</a> are <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/police-bengals-henry-dies-243205.html">now reporting</a> that Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver <a href="http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/status/6765542226">Chris Henry died</a> around 6:30 this morning <a href="http://deadspin.com/5428276/chris-henry-suffers-life+threatening-injuries-in-domestic-disputecar-accident-update">from injuries suffered</a> in a car accident. More soon....				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5428703/chris-henry-passes-away" title="Click here to read more about Chris Henry Passes Away">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:58:05 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I'm pleased to announce he'll be joining Deadspin as new weekend editor starting Jan 1st. (No, he's not.) Helluva guy, though. We wish him the best and hope to see him at Eddie Vedder's wedding. [<a href="http://www.startribune.com/blogs/78797982.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUgOy9cP3DieyckcUsI">RandBal</a>l]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5421813/peter-gammons-leaving-espn" title="Click here to read more about Peter Gammons Leaving ESPN">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:17:10 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Two Marines got in a "friendly scuffle" while talking about the outcome of Big 12 Championship Game. Unfortunately, one of them forgot to put down his gun and now the other one is dead. [<a href="http://www.newbernsj.com/news/football-50061-bodycopyrag-game.html">Sun Journal</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5421542/friendly-texas+nebraska-discussion-leads-to-accidental-death" title="Click here to read more about Friendly Texas-Nebraska "Discussion" Leads To Accidental Death">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:50:34 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Bud Shaw has a nice reminiscence of his time at <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thenational" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thenational" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/thenational/">The National</a></em>, the short-lived sports daily over which media people of a certain age get understandably wistful, at least when they're not getting wistful over <em>Spy</em>. [<a href="http://blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/41990.html">Mental Floss</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5417479/another-eulogy-for-the-national" title="Click here to read more about Another Eulogy For The National">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:03 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Do yourself a favor and read the <em>Times'</em> obituary of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mikepenner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mikepenner" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/mikepenner/">Mike Penner</a>. A sad end for someone so obviously conflicted about their life. [<a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-mike-penner29-2009nov29,0,3898738.story">LA Times</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5414628/mike-penner-remembered-as-he-should-be-a-journalist" title="Click here to read more about Mike Penner Remembered, As He Should Be: A Journalist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #deanmeminger" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #deanmeminger" href="http://deadspin.com/tag/deanmeminger/">Dean Meminger</a> is in critical condition after a fire that investigators say was caused by a crack pipe. Several recently-used crack pipes were found in Meminger's apartment. Ruh-roh.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5412329/ex+knick-finds-out-that-crack-can-kill" title="Click here to read more about Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Fighter Francisco "Paco" Rodriguez <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/71317917.html?cmpid=15585797">died from a brain injury</a> suffered during a 10-round match last Friday, but his donated organs saved the lives of eight people, including his own uncle, who was on the waiting list for a kidney transplant.				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5411977/boxers-death-creates-life-for-others" title="Click here to read more about Boxer's Death Creates Life For Others">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				"In an effort to reinvent myself, in a cut throat industry that was becoming more and more competitive the deeper I swam, I made the decision to go against the grain and <a href="http://jennifersterger.blogspot.com/2009/11/are-you-there-god-its-me-jenn.html">remove my implants</a>." Courage, America. Courage. [<a href="http://jennifersterger.blogspot.com/2009/11/are-you-there-god-its-me-jenn.html">Officially...Jenn</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5400462/jenn-sterger-says-goodbye-to-some-old-friends" title="Click here to read more about Jenn Sterger Says Goodbye To Some Old Friends">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In 12 years, Antoine Walker made roughly 55 million NBA dollars (after taxes, but not counting endorsement deals.) Yet, he has over $4 million in unpaid debts and faces felony check fraud charges. How the hell did that happen?				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5390238/antoine-walker-did-not-manage-his-money-well" title="Click here to read more about Antoine Walker Did Not Manage His Money Well">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:00:03 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				 First, three runners die during <a href="http://blogs.timeslive.co.za/longdrop/2009/10/19/detroit-marathon-deaths-show-running-is-a-serious-business/">yesterday's marathon</a>. Now, the WNBA's Shock are leaving for Tulsa. How da' fuck we sposed to keep peace? [<a href="http://detroitnews.com/article/20091019/SPORTS0105/910190386/Report--Shock-leaving-Detroit">DetroitNews</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5384992/its-still-cold" title="Click here to read more about It's Still Cold">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:05:40 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				UConn cornerback <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasperhoward" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasperhoward" href="http://deadspin.comhttp://deadspin.com/tag/jasperhoward/">Jasper Howard</a> was stabbed to death after a school-sponsored dance at the student union. [<a href="http://www.courant.com/sports/uconn-football/hc-uconn-stabbing-jasper-howard-1018,0,69181.story">Courant</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5384350/sad-news-out-of-storrs" title="Click here to read more about Sad News Out Of Storrs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				An 89-year-old Lincoln man emerged from a coma to fulfill his last wish - to watch Nebraska play Missouri before dying. The worst part - he lost consciousness before NU's fourth quarter comeback. [<a href="http://www.omaha.com/article/20091014/NEWS01/710149904">World Herald</a>]				<a href="http://deadspin.com/5381967/this-man-died-27-points-too-early" title="Click here to read more about This Man Died 27 Points Too Early">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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