Screencap via @ufc

It’s a dull, dreary day here in Northern California, as long-awaited rainstorms are replenishing the state’s meager water supplies and keeping citizens indoors sulking. That, however, is not nearly enough to dampen the spirits of the UFC’s premier Ken doll/golden retriever, Sage Northcutt, who is in Sacramento preparing for his fight with Mickey Gall on Saturday. Let’s see how our old friend is doing.

He’s still ripping apples, this time with superior production value to those jump cut-laden vids taken on his doorstep.

It was not dark when he posted this but it may as well have been, I’ll allow it.

If Sage or his team want dinner recommendations in Sacramento, they are invited to email us at tips@deadspin.com. We’ll update this post if Sage tweets some more extremely Sage shit tonight.

Update, 7:22 p.m. EST: Same.